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PUNS!!!
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Laffy Taffy
How much do pirate ear piercings cost?
A BUCK AN EAR!1 -
Did you hear about the (insert favorite ethnicity to tease) he tried to rob a bank? He tied up the safe and blew the guard.0
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Bethany Waines from G+ said the following:
"How does Moses make his coffee?" "Hebrews it" "Jew kidding me" "Israeli how he does it"
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Please try my falafel or you'll me make fal-af-el.
*Badum tish*0 -
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.1
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Why was the broom late? It overswept.0
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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do0
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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.0
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I had a taser once. It was stunning.1
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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.0
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What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef0
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I tried to take a picture of a wheat field. It turned out grainy0
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The Pillsbury Doughboy is my roll model.0
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Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.0
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I made a pun about the wind but it blows.0
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I don’t trust trees. They’re shady0
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I find whiteboards quite re-markable0
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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.0
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I went to the paint store to get thinner....it didn't work0
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Trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.0
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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking0
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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!0
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Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny0
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I like apples.
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Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak0
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Giraffes aren't great comedians; their jokes always go over our heads.0
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Why does Waldo always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.0
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Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.0
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