Crash N' Burn

Avalonis
Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
Anyone else here ever played Crash N' Burn, or is it just something my friends and I do when we are drunk?

Basically, you hit on girls at the bar with the most obscene line you can think of, and try to get shot down the most number of times in the night.

You actually LOSE points if you end up taking one home, and the loser has to buy a round of drinks for everyone next time.

Here's some gems:

"Nice Shoes, wanna F***"
"Lets go back to my place and order a pizza and f***" <--- If she says no or slaps you, you say "You're so hard to please. Fine. We'll order chinese."

"If we were both squirrels, would you place with my nuts?"
"You shouldn't drink anymore." <--- when she says "Why" you say "You're driving me home."
"I'm a direct honest person, so I think we should skip all the chitchat and skip right to the 4 hours of sex before I kick you out and make you take a taxi home"


Getting the idea? Fun game ;)

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  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    "Lets go back to my place and order a pizza and f***" <--- If she says no or slaps you, you say "You're so hard to please. Fine. We'll order chinese."

    :laugh:
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    :laugh: Its all fun til ya find the chick that whoops your butt
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member

    "Lets go back to my place and order a pizza and f***" <--- If she says no or slaps you, you say "You're so hard to please. Fine. We'll order chinese."


    you'd lose, because for Chinese, I'd go home with you....:laugh: :wink:
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member

    "Lets go back to my place and order a pizza and f***" <--- If she says no or slaps you, you say "You're so hard to please. Fine. We'll order chinese."


    you'd lose, because for Chinese, I'd go home with you....:laugh: :wink:

    And they say the way to a MAN's heart is his stomach. ;)
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    Sounds like it would be fun to watch.

    You are a riot!
  • bvalosek
    bvalosek Posts: 20 Member
    hard to imagine somebody with so many incredible pictures of cutting trees and self-taken, shirtless pics in their MFP profile would ever get shot down
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    :laugh: Its all fun til ya find the chick that whoops your butt

    Yea.... I'm kinda into that so.... still fun :laugh: :tongue:
  • sarahi2009
    sarahi2009 Posts: 285 Member
    You've actually taken a chick home after pulling one of those line? Now that is what I call skill by you and desperation by the chick...lol
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    :laugh: For real?? I want to see this in action!
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    hard to imagine somebody with so many incredible pictures of cutting trees and self-taken, shirtless pics in their MFP profile would ever get shot down

    Do you know what a Perv he can be ?? :laugh:

    LOL Avalonis you know I love you.....But Id love to sit back and watch that.....:drinker:
  • AdrienneKaren
    AdrienneKaren Posts: 168 Member
    Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.

    You have to pick the women with high self esteem if you want actually shot down.

    Other wise... it just works. Thats not a fun game! In the bar at 10:00, out by 10:15, at home by 10:20, finished passed out by 10:21.

    See my point? Not much fun at all ;)
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    hard to imagine somebody with so many incredible pictures of cutting trees and self-taken, shirtless pics in their MFP profile would ever get shot down

    Do you know what a Perv he can be ?? :laugh:

    LOL Avalonis you know I love you.....But Id love to sit back and watch that.....:drinker:

    haha I have no doubt. And it IS fun... to watch.

    Pretty embarrassing to play ;)
  • bvalosek
    bvalosek Posts: 20 Member
    where can I take lessons to learn to be as cool as you?
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    where can I take lessons to learn to be as cool as you?

    I teach a charm class Mondays and Wednesdays at your local dog park.

    Friday nights are graduation.
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.

    You have to pick the women with high self esteem if you want actually shot down.

    Other wise... it just works. Thats not a fun game! In the bar at 10:00, out by 10:15, at home by 10:20, finished passed out by 10:21.

    See my point? Not much fun at all ;)


    I must say....Yep Id drump my drink on you.....How many points does that get you? :wink:
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.

    You have to pick the women with high self esteem if you want actually shot down.

    Other wise... it just works. Thats not a fun game! In the bar at 10:00, out by 10:15, at home by 10:20, finished passed out by 10:21.

    See my point? Not much fun at all ;)


    I must say....Yep Id drump my drink on you.....How many points does that get you? :wink:

    Haven't had it happen! Wow... never thought of that one. We need to give bonus points for that.
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.

    You have to pick the women with high self esteem if you want actually shot down.

    Other wise... it just works. Thats not a fun game! In the bar at 10:00, out by 10:15, at home by 10:20, finished passed out by 10:21.

    See my point? Not much fun at all ;)


    I must say....Yep Id drump my drink on you.....How many points does that get you? :wink:

    Haven't had it happen! Wow... never thought of that one. We need to give bonus points for that.

    Always here to lend a helping hand....
  • BecksgotBack
    BecksgotBack Posts: 385 Member
    Shan and I will sit back and enjoy the show...
    ever had a woman come back with an equally retarded line?
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Yea, I once said "1/10 women in a bar are rated a 9 or a 10, so what would make me want to take you home?" and the chick said

    "I am funny."

    I said "Prove it" so she said "What's great on pie but terrible on p****y?"

    "I dunno"

    "CRUST!"

    Yea... it was good enough for me. I lost the game that night.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    that sounds like an AWESOME game! how have i never heard of it??? oh, right... i'm usually on hag duty at a gay club. LOL.


    my friends and i play "Three Things and a Box of Condoms" you go to a 24 hr store at stupid o'clock in the morning and pick up 1 box of condoms and 3 random items. whoever gets the cashier to blush (third shift cashiers are more hardened than you'd think) wins the game. Last time i won it was with a pkg of rubber gloves, a tub of mayo and a feather duster.
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    my friends and i play "Three Things and a Box of Condoms" you go to a 24 hr store at stupid o'clock in the morning and pick up 1 box of condoms and 3 random items. whoever gets the cashier to blush (third shift cashiers are more hardened than you'd think) wins the game. Last time i won it was with a pkg of rubber gloves, a tub of mayo and a feather duster.

    That. Is. EPIC.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    my friends and i play "Three Things and a Box of Condoms" you go to a 24 hr store at stupid o'clock in the morning and pick up 1 box of condoms and 3 random items. whoever gets the cashier to blush (third shift cashiers are more hardened than you'd think) wins the game. Last time i won it was with a pkg of rubber gloves, a tub of mayo and a feather duster.

    That. Is. EPIC.

    probably the most fun you can have for $20 at three am when it's walmart and the truck stop open.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    that sounds like an AWESOME game! how have i never heard of it??? oh, right... i'm usually on hag duty at a gay club. LOL.


    my friends and i play "Three Things and a Box of Condoms" you go to a 24 hr store at stupid o'clock in the morning and pick up 1 box of condoms and 3 random items. whoever gets the cashier to blush (third shift cashiers are more hardened than you'd think) wins the game. Last time i won it was with a pkg of rubber gloves, a tub of mayo and a feather duster.

    Bwahahahaha. We used to play this game in college!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    that sounds like an AWESOME game! how have i never heard of it??? oh, right... i'm usually on hag duty at a gay club. LOL.


    my friends and i play "Three Things and a Box of Condoms" you go to a 24 hr store at stupid o'clock in the morning and pick up 1 box of condoms and 3 random items. whoever gets the cashier to blush (third shift cashiers are more hardened than you'd think) wins the game. Last time i won it was with a pkg of rubber gloves, a tub of mayo and a feather duster.

    Bwahahahaha. We used to play this game in college!

    i love that game!
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
    where can I take lessons to learn to be as cool as you?

    I teach a charm class Mondays and Wednesdays at your local dog park.

    Friday nights are graduation.

    Lit laughed outloud.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Excuse me, can you flip that coin and tell me if you're giving head or get your tail.
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Excuse me, can you flip that coin and tell me if you're giving head or get your tail.

    Haven't heard that one. I may use that little gem ;)

    Along with "Did you fart? Cuz' your cute *kitten* just blew me away."
  • NemesisJRM
    NemesisJRM Posts: 248 Member
    lol sounds like fun, try these:

    1: "Do you have a mirror in your pants?" They say "huh" or "why" reply "Cause I can see myself in there later!"
    2: "That dress is stunning it''ll match the rug on my bedroom floor!"
    3: "Get your coat love, I needs me some loving!"

    adaption to your Pizza one, instead of fine we'll order Chinese! My reply has been "What don't you like Pizza?"

    I've never knowingly played the game, however have used some of these to have giggle with mates.....

    Another one that actually gets you some giggles and attention is randomly walking over and saying "Fat Penguin!" they look as if WTF! you calmly explain "Sorry, I was thinking of something that would break the ice!"
  • benodie
    benodie Posts: 231 Member
    lol sounds like fun, try these:

    1: "Do you have a mirror in your pants?" They say "huh" or "why" reply "Cause I can see myself in there later!"
    2: "That dress is stunning it''ll match the rug on my bedroom floor!"
    3: "Get your coat love, I needs me some loving!"

    adaption to your Pizza one, instead of fine we'll order Chinese! My reply has been "What don't you like Pizza?"

    I've never knowingly played the game, however have used some of these to have giggle with mates.....

    Another one that actually gets you some giggles and attention is randomly walking over and saying "Fat Penguin!" they look as if WTF! you calmly explain "Sorry, I was thinking of something that would break the ice!"

    oh dear!! lol
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