Say it here...

I’m still Rob

My response when my children say “I’m hungry” they hate it - it’s great

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

“Have you checked your butt?”

when they can’t find their earbuds, shoes, the gallon of milk….

It’s usually in my bra somewhere 🤷🏻‍♀️

hyyy,
I said “thanks for your help.” I meant “kiss me now, you fool!”

Weakness, when he thinks I'm inedible 🥰

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

My current job is a *kitten* peach. I need to interview every once in a while if for no other reason than to remind me how good I have it.

Was just gonna ask how it went...

glassyo wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

My current job is a *kitten* peach. I need to interview every once in a while if for no other reason than to remind me how good I have it.

Was just gonna ask how it went...

They asked a lot of questions that I found somewhat insulting. They must be getting zero qualified candidates if they have to ask about basic computer literacy and literacy in general.

But also, they were looking for someone to never leave the building during the day, which is not something that I can commit to.

Plus it was a dreary, repurposed building that looked like it used to be a mall, but I think it was actually some kind of pharmaceutical company once upon a time. It was sandwiched between a Chick-fil-A and a Hobby lobby, which has got to be a bad omen in any case.

Also, they have one of those electronic stock market ticker things going and TVs on and music on and it’s a sensory nightmare.

They were pleasant enough, but the wife seemed defensive. Yes, it was a husband and wife team which is going on my list of red flags. Also I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out he’s a deacon in his church.

glassyo wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

glassyo wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

My current job is a *kitten* peach. I need to interview every once in a while if for no other reason than to remind me how good I have it.

Was just gonna ask how it went...

They asked a lot of questions that I found somewhat insulting. They must be getting zero qualified candidates if they have to ask about basic computer literacy and literacy in general.

But also, they were looking for someone to never leave the building during the day, which is not something that I can commit to.

Plus it was a dreary, repurposed building that looked like it used to be a mall, but I think it was actually some kind of pharmaceutical company once upon a time. It was sandwiched between a Chick-fil-A and a Hobby lobby, which has got to be a bad omen in any case.

Also, they have one of those electronic stock market ticker things going and TVs on and music on and it’s a sensory nightmare.

They were pleasant enough, but the wife seemed defensive. Yes, it was a husband and wife team which is going on my list of red flags. Also I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out he’s a deacon in his church.

Wait, what kind of music??

Ok, seriously. None of that sounded good.

Glad you appreciate what you have!

The one song I can remember was Willie Nelson but it was that new one that I can’t stand about horses and beer

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Other job description red flags:

Fast paced. This is a red flag because it is overused to the point that it is meaningless. Everyone thinks their job is fast-paced. Often it is simply that you are understaffed.

Multitasking. This is a red flag for the same reasons as fast-paced, and also because switching rapidly between multiple tasks on a regular basis does not lead to quality work. It is not something to brag about.

Face of the company. I don’t want to be the face of the company. Let me be the brain, the heart, the butt. Being the face of the company means being “on” for hours at a time, being subject to the whims & moods of the public, not having any less than perfectly groomed days, and usually being underpaid.

Was called a ' customer facilitator' and Interactor at a recent workharderforthecompany meeting. I'll stick with technician. Great sideways pix.

I think I have enough lemons 🍋 😭 send tequila plz