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Why does it take 8 minutes to cook a 5 minute egg?
Why does it take 10 minutes to cook minute rice?
Why is instant coffee...not well, instant?
How is it that I weigh 200#s in the morning, and even without eating or drinking anything, I weigh 280#s by lunch?
Why does the "I" in CIA stand for Intelligence?
What makes you go...Ummmmmmm?
Why does it take 10 minutes to cook minute rice?
Why is instant coffee...not well, instant?
How is it that I weigh 200#s in the morning, and even without eating or drinking anything, I weigh 280#s by lunch?
Why does the "I" in CIA stand for Intelligence?
What makes you go...Ummmmmmm?
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Why does it take 8 minutes to cook a 5 minute egg? <<---You're probably not doing it right.
Why does it take 10 minutes to cook minute rice? <<
It's not called "one minute rice"
Why is instant coffee...not well, instant? <<
Define "instant"?
How is it that I weigh 200#s in the morning, and even without eating or drinking anything, I weigh 280#s by lunch? <<----If you gain 80 pounds by lunch, you need to seek professional help, immediately.
Why does the "I" in CIA stand for Intelligence? <<----Because....it just does?
What makes you go...Ummmmmmm? <<
Your questions.0 -
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles be shaped differently?0
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something tells me they wouldn't be as "aerodynamic"If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles be shaped differently?
Lol0 -
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles be shaped differently?
no.....but i bet they are all matching.......0 -
Why peel a banana the way OP is demonstrating?? LOL
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.0 -
Why peel a banana the way OP is demonstrating?? LOL
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
That's how I peel mine, too. It keeps it from getting stringy.
Doctors need some excitement in their lives...they step out for 5 minutes and take polls on what color your undies are gonna be when they go back in!0 -
But what if you're not wearing any??0
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But what if you're not wearing any??
*bonus points for the doc*0 -
But what if you're not wearing any??
*bonus points for the doc*
depends on how the are going to take your temp i guess !0 -
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles be shaped differently?
There wouldn't be a need for missiles because they would just nag every other country to death0 -
But what if you're not wearing any??
*bonus points for the doc*
depends on how the are going to take your temp i guess !
Some find that quite enjoyable!0 -
But what if you're not wearing any??
*bonus points for the doc*
depends on how the are going to take your temp i guess !
:smokin:
Some find that quite enjoyable!0 -
Why peel a banana the way OP is demonstrating?? LOL
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Because that is the way it is supposed to be peeled, regardless of what my wife says...lol
As a Medical Professional, I cannot give an honest answer to your second comment because the Board of Medicine may be monitoring my response...lol0 -
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If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles be shaped differently?
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love this thread lol0
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Is "tired old cliché" one?
Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Ok..I lied..the tongue thing turns out not to be true..LOL..at least its strong ENOUGH to do what it needs to though.0 -
Why does it take 10 minutes to cook minute rice? <<
It's not called "one minute rice"
It should be called "minutes rice". :laugh:0
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