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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Practicing his karate chops on the store mannequins. Rest in pieces, Mannequin Mary
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,031 Member
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    One time she drew her eyebrows on all helter skelter.

    She also committed many acts of fraud but nobody noticed due to the brow atrocity. It was the eyebrows that did her in.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    Stealing toilet paper from public toilets.
  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 2,930 Member
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    Just being grinchy
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    "Jingling" all of the mall Santas
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Crashing a few weddings finally got caught at the last one when he kissed the bride
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    Stealing her neighbors laundry from the line and replacing it with her own...
  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 2,930 Member
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    Stealing the popcorn his neighbor left hanging on a tree for the birds.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Using a net to try and catch a neighborhood bird. She just wanted a pet robin.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,031 Member
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    Fraudulently calling into work.
  • Leo_King84
    Leo_King84 Posts: 246 Member
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    Public intoxication inside a library.
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 39,390 Member
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    Driving Drunk
  • lislisa123
    lislisa123 Posts: 595 Member
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    Stealing doggies from the local pet store or humane society so her dog could have some furry play buddies.

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