I'm so effing fabulous, tell me why YOU are....

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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Because I am a great d-bag. It's tolerable enough to qualify as being the funniest *kitten* I know. And nobody does it better than me.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I'm honestly not that great. I'm okay, I guess.
  • Jesus is my Lord and Savior.
    I'm healthy, my body fuctions perfectly.
    I have an amazing husband that loves me.
    I have really really good kids, they have never given me any problems.
    I have some really good friends
    I have a beautiful home.
    I live in a very nice family friendly community.
    I'm tall (5'10)
    I lose weight easy ( if I really put the effort in)
    I'm a good sister, and I have a wonderful sister.
    I was blessed with two wonderful loving parents.
    I love, and I am loved
    Last put certainly not least I am grateful for all the wonderful blessings in my life :smile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Because I can go down hills really, REALLY fast .... and I can leave skid marks (of the tire variety) on marble floors. :tongue:

    :laugh:

    You win! :drinker:
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    well then...how can i possibly follow a post about the amazing "Jesus"

    :devil: is my homeboy
  • I'm usually a bit more modest, but hey, it's nice to take a break from things you want to change about yourself, in order to appreciate the things that you wouldn't.

    -I have an awesome relationship with my family
    -I have a great group of friends
    -I never took a handout or used connections. Everything I have in my life I have earned through good times and bad.
    -I like to help, or to put a bit of joy and laughter in other peoples day
    -I can never drive by someone broken down on the side of the road. Many times I have been told "I have been here for (x amount of time) and you were the first person to stop"
    -I love my job
    -I'm the guy friends call if they've had a bad day
    -I have been the best-man at 5 weddings lol. Don't know if thats a good thing, but it means something to me that my friends hold me in that regard.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    I can do anything I put my mind to.
    I am a great wife and a great mother.
    I am an excellent friend.
    I have the ability to ignore the Bullsh!t most people spew.
    I love easily, laugh often and lie never.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    -My mom told me that I'm the only man in her life that has never yelled at her... not once.
    -I've never even been 1 day late on child support, even though my ex think i'm the worse person in the world.
    -I served 1 year in Iraq.
    -I'm a disabled vet, but I'm training to run a marathon next year and a triathlon the following year.
    -A major goal in my life is to leave a posetive impact on the american soldiers and thier way of life, my current job is one where I do that everyday. =-)

    YOU ARE AWESOME!!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I smile A LOT!
    I laugh A TON!
    I can find a positive in most situations :bigsmile:
    I can reach stuff from the high shelf
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
    <---- duh.... its the cowboy hat.... geez.... anybody can see that....... :laugh:
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    <~~~ because this baby got BACK



    Oh, and I am hilarious.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    I have big boobs.
    I like tacos.
    I drink Dunkin Donuts.
    I zumba like nobody's business.
    I am a sisterwife.
    I heart the Philadelphia Eagles.

    Oh yeah...because my name is Morgan and I said so...
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    <<<
    Need I say anything else?

    um...nope!
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    I am a sisterwife.

    .......seriously?
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    I give troubled kids a fighting chance through my independent living program
    My sons want for nothing
    I have made remarkable progress in being a good husband
    I coach 4-6 year olds in hockey
  • You are fabuloous :smile:
  • HOSED49
    HOSED49 Posts: 642 Member
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    because I have reached my goal weight
    My bf dropped 3% in three months
    I've been labeled a DILF
    I'm a great Dad
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    because my daughter is definitely the most amazing person i know.
    yeah, i take credit for that *kitten*
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i am the priestess of p0rn.
    i am ginger.
    i have awesome boobs.
    i let my boss live so far today.

    but really, i will never be half the person my dog thinks i am.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    I am a sisterwife.

    .......seriously?

    Yes...Skitty is my husband...she has about 3...that I know of...
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    =)
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
    Because I am a great T-bag. It's tolerable enough to qualify as being the funniest *kitten* I know. And nobody does it better than me.

    I fixed it! ^^^
  • ahinescapron
    ahinescapron Posts: 351 Member
    I am almost finished with my PhD, in spite of having tons of crazy crap happen in my life since starting!
    I am a great mom!
    I am compassionate!
    I am a lot of fun!
    I am extremely loyal and will go the extra mile for someone I love.
    I never, ever give up once I set my mind to something (I am stubborn as hell and proud of it!!!)
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    excellent, thank you to all the people who shared how fabulous they are today, we need to remember sometimes that no matter what, there are marvellous things about us, wonderful, brilliant and amazing people.

    :flowerforyou:
  • lbetancourt
    lbetancourt Posts: 522 Member
    because, I don't look 40.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Because I am a great T-bag. It's tolerable enough to qualify as being the funniest *kitten* I know. And nobody does it better than me.

    I fixed it! ^^^

    True. Nobody teabags better than I can. You didn't notice it when you were sleeping last night, right?
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    -I have been the best-man at 5 weddings lol. Don't know if thats a good thing, but it means something to me that my friends hold me in that regard.

    I have been a best man four times, and my friends are truly the best. Three of the four travelled to the UK from Canada to be at my wedding.
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    .

    I have been a best man four times, and my friends are truly the best. Three of the four travelled to the UK from Canada to be at my wedding.

    They came because you have a hot young wife xxxx
  • Im so effing fabulous because I love myself, flaws and all. I love the stretchmarks that are showing up more now that IM losing weight (Igained it FAST). I love my saggy boobs and the stretchmarks on them as well. Because Im getting that skinny ***** thats on the inside back to the outside, but have loved myself the entire journey.

    And I think all of you are fabulous, too!
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
    I can leave skid marks too... but it's a bit more disgusting doing it.

    That's why I made sure to clarify that mine were of the tire mark variety... just so there wouldn't be any confusion. :wink:
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