Booty boy short panty
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AlsDonkBoxSquat
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Wow, I'm amazed at the things that are out there for purchase. I'm making some critical purchases from Fredericks of Hollywood and saw "booty boy short panty" with "light padding." Man . . . guys never know what they're in for when they take a girl home! My the time the morning rolls around make up's gone, the D's have turned into A's because the padded bra is laying on the floor, the 25" waist is now 10" bigger because the spanks are laying on the floor, her weave is laying on the counter and now her long locks are pixie short, she suddenly has wonky teeth because her caps are laying beside her weave, and now she also has no *kitten* . . .
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LMAO! women are masters of disguise and deception0
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double post0
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*giggles* :laugh:0
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OMFG......LMAO0
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lma00
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I prefer to disappoint people upon meeting them.0
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and men have Viagra......enough said!0
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At least this boy knows now! haha0
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OMG!!!! That's hilarious! I it! :laugh:0
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LOL!! And how funny is it that as I am reading this, the ad on the side is for Butt Lift Jeans! :laugh:0
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I prefer to disappoint people upon meeting them.
LMFAO!
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Some of those boys don't look too hot the next morning either !0
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ROFLMAO!0
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SOOO FUNNY!!! Because it is SOOO TRUE! hahaha0
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I read this to my husband and all he said was "Damn, that would suck. At least I have a real woman."
This "real" woman wears A cup padded bra to be around a B, but no padded undies...I got enough there.0 -
Yes some women have disguises... I myself fall victim to the waist cinching but the booty, boobs and hair all belong to me.... hahahah but this comment topic is funny!!!0
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Oh no, it's slipping into the ~REAL WOMAN~ ****show.0
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I prefer to disappoint people upon meeting them.
Agreed. Front loading the disappointment saves everyone the inevitable awkwardness.0 -
So funny. . . I really needed the laugh tonight. . and I love this. . . Thank you~!0
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See - the *kitten* we do to look good for you guys.
Embrace it.0
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