Dad jokes

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  Sandeagain Posts: 152 Member

  November 4

  An ant decides to get 9 flat mates to share the rent. What are they called?
  
  Tenants

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  Minion_training_program Posts: 13,437 Member

  November 7

  Justice is a dish best served cold,
  if it were warm, it would be justwater

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  Minion_training_program Posts: 13,437 Member

  November 7

  I asked a German girl for her number and i am still waiting for the rest of the digits.
  So far, all i got is nine.

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  Minion_training_program Posts: 13,437 Member

  November 7

  
  

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  Minion_training_program Posts: 13,437 Member

  November 7

  Smoking will kill you.
  Bacon will kill you.
  Smoking bacon will cure it.

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  Sandeagain Posts: 152 Member

  November 7

  I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place

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  Sandeagain Posts: 152 Member

  November 9

  Why is sausage bad for you? It brings out the Wurst in people.

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  nossmf Posts: 11,513 Member

  November 9

  What's blue and is not heavy? Light blue.

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  nossmf Posts: 11,513 Member

  November 9

  I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.

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  Sandeagain Posts: 152 Member

  November 12

  I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

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  paperpudding Posts: 9,271 Member

  November 12

  I wondered why the ball was getting closer - and then it hit me.

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