Dad jokes

Sandeagain · November 4

An ant decides to get 9 flat mates to share the rent. What are they called?

Tenants

Minion_training_program · November 7

Justice is a dish best served cold,
if it were warm, it would be justwater

Minion_training_program · November 7

I asked a German girl for her number and i am still waiting for the rest of the digits.
So far, all i got is nine.

Minion_training_program · November 7

Minion_training_program · November 7

Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
Smoking bacon will cure it.

Sandeagain · November 7

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place

Sandeagain · November 9

Why is sausage bad for you? It brings out the Wurst in people.

nossmf · November 9

What's blue and is not heavy? Light blue.

nossmf · November 9

I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.

Sandeagain · November 12

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

paperpudding · November 12

I wondered why the ball was getting closer - and then it hit me.

Sandeagain · November 18

Do you know why you never see elephants hiding in trees? It’s because they’re so good at it.

nossmf · November 18

I'm not saying I'm Batman, but you've never seen Batman and me in the same room at the same time, so...

COGypsy · November 18

90% of bald people still own a comb.

They just can't part with it.

Sandeagain · November 19

My friends told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

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