Need a man...eat chocolate instead...ok that didn't work...

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  • bdurls
    bdurls Posts: 128 Member
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    Get married & have a baby & then you'll care less about it!! Ha ha but it's true

    Haha so true!
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
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    BOB* is better than chocolate any day


    *battery operated boyfriend

    LOL, my favorite one is named RODney ;-)
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    BOB* is better than chocolate any day


    *battery operated boyfriend

    To bad he cant take out the trash
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    I wish everyone had friends like mine, every once in a while a group of us get together, go to an adult store, and we buy each other a toy...
  • bjshooter
    bjshooter Posts: 1,174 Member
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    The other way round, I go all hardcore diet with no man around. Its not working well atm though :( Maybe I need a man.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Try calling a friend or friend or family member.
    Must... resist... joke... referencing... deep... south... or... Wyoming.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
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    BOB* is better than chocolate any day


    *battery operated boyfriend

    To bad he cant take out the trash

    But he doesn't leave the toilet seat up... fair tradeoff!
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    The other way round, I go all hardcore diet with no man around. Its not working well atm though :( Maybe I need a man.

    Don't you need a man to go atm?
  • PBJunkie
    PBJunkie Posts: 652
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    lol just a matter of time before this thread gets locked
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    And to think....I'm single. LOL
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
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    this is why i have a well stocked toybox...

    That
  • PBJunkie
    PBJunkie Posts: 652
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    Wow and I thought guys was sex obsessed...woman seem to be a lot worse hehe
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    Try calling a friend or friend or family member. I don't think its always about trying to fill the void of not having sex as much as its about filling the void being alone. When I didn't have a boyfriend and was on my own I would go eat out at restaurants or go to cafes and do my homework to be around people.

    incorrect. at least with me, it's definitely about the sex. not sure how things work where you're from, but that is one void (orafice, compartment, hole, etc) that can not be filled by family members or platonic friends...
  • MadPanda75
    MadPanda75 Posts: 73 Member
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    I'm with you there. I've definitely done the exact same thing!
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
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    IBTL

    But, why not try hardcore exercise. Endorphin release should help you out there ?
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    Try calling a friend or friend or family member. I don't think its always about trying to fill the void of not having sex as much as its about filling the void being alone. When I didn't have a boyfriend and was on my own I would go eat out at restaurants or go to cafes and do my homework to be around people.

    incorrect. at least with me, it's definitely about the sex. not sure how things work where you're from, but that is one void (orafice, compartment, hole, etc) that can not be filled by family members or platonic friends...

    ROFLMAO
  • eatnbetter
    eatnbetter Posts: 105
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    I'm the opposite! I eat when I get the man...LOL!! This is why this journey is going to be one to remember and the most difficult for me. When I am single, all I focus on is being HOT so I'm attractive to men, I can lose weight at the drop of a dime, exercise and the whole nine yards. Once I get him and get comfortable, I focus so much on the relationship that I pack on the pounds. So now I'm trying to learn how to be happy in a relationship but not allow myself to let myself go!!! I hope that made sense. So I'm looking for some tips too!
  • V44V
    V44V Posts: 366 Member
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    Think I might just go get out my MilkTray Man outfit. All because the lady loves...
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
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    this is why i have a well stocked toybox...

    here here! :drinker:
  • Apryl546
    Apryl546 Posts: 909 Member
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    Keeping it clean..

    I do turn to chocolate, given my leftover calories allows it.
    If not I turn to movies and games.

    I've been doing a lot of movies/games/and chocolate lately..

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