Comprehensive list of things you should not do at work

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
**** Send work related emails containing smileys to clients/co-workers

****Microwave fish
«1

Replies

  • crobinson53
    crobinson53 Posts: 164
    Spending your whole work day on the MFP forums :noway:
  • demery12371
    demery12371 Posts: 253 Member
    Burn microwave popcorn
  • daniface
    daniface Posts: 338 Member
    fart in your cubicle and pretend that no one else can smell or hear you
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    Clip nails - or anythng for that matter - in your cubicle
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    BURP ALL DAY. Ugh.
  • marielw
    marielw Posts: 126 Member
    *****Don't say things that you would normally say at home to your children - i have before told everyone in my office that i need to go for a 'wee wee'!
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    Talk so loudly on the phone that I can't freaking think.

    Come to work sick, you plegmy, germy, infecty sonovabetch.

    Leave the ladies room without washing your hands. I saw your shoes, lady. And I'm looking for you.
  • Mcctin65
    Mcctin65 Posts: 507 Member
    Spend way too much time on MFP when you have a million things to do
    Streak (this one depends on who is doing the streaking)
    Douse yourself in perfume!
    Eat someone else's lunch or take their drink out of the fridge (I hate that ! Boss man!)
  • CorrieV1976
    CorrieV1976 Posts: 320 Member
    Apply for another job using your work email
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    BURP ALL DAY. Ugh.

    I sit next to this girl.
    I can't ever tell if it's a burp, hiccup, sneeze or what.

    ALL DAY
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    --- Putting paper that was made from recycled paper into the microwave to dry out
    --- Walk into someones office just to pass gas and leave
    --- Brag about that fun trip you took when you took a sick day
    --- Ask anyone about how short their skirt is
  • JulieBoBoo
    JulieBoBoo Posts: 642
    wear clothes that would only work at a night club or singles bar
    wear clothes that would only work at the beach or the gym
    hum incessantly
    call home and talk with your kids/husband/wife/s.o. for long periods of time
  • noexcuses1218
    noexcuses1218 Posts: 332 Member
    Floss at your desk. Stuff goes flying everywhere. Ew.
  • 6eighteen11
    6eighteen11 Posts: 59
    Play the same song on your speakers on repeat.
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    Talk so loudly on the phone that I can't freaking think.

    Come to work sick, you plegmy, germy, infecty sonovabetch.

    Leave the ladies room without watching your hands. I saw your shoes, lady. And I'm looking for you.


    hahah ALL THESE ^^^^^
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    BURP ALL DAY. Ugh.
    I sit next to this girl.
    I can't ever tell if it's a burp, hiccup, sneeze or what.
    ALL DAY
    Gross!! I sit diagonal to a guy who burps all day and has the nerve to drink too much soda. =/
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    Spending your whole work day on the MFP forums :noway:

    HAHAHAHA oh wow...who would do that??!?!?!:wink:
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    •Do desk crunches - they give off the impression you are humping your desk which results in either interested or disgusted parties.
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
    **** Send work related emails containing smileys to clients/co-workers

    ****Microwave fish

    LOL! I work in a hospital, and you can tell who the pediatric doctors/nurses are in their emails just by all the smileys they use! It's obvious they work with the kiddies all day!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I sit at the front desk and watch Netflix, I know that is the right thing, though.

    -Asking reception to fill out any and all packing slips
    -Harass reception about not having paper/coffee/creamers before looking in the supply closet where all things are fully stocked and easy to find if you open your freaking eyes
    -Complain to reception about the lunches the office provides and no, "It's too fatening" doesn't count, order a freaking salad...and not the one with a **** ton of cheese/creamy dressings/chips on it....
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    **Empty TWO pots of coffee. Not start new pots. Bite me you lazy SOB's.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Send me an IM that says, "Hi" but not follow up with your reason for contacting me. Am I supposed to reply and say, "Hi" when my status is set to available? It's so awkward...
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Listen to your boss...because he has NO CLUE
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
    :shakes fist:

    Bring Halloween Candy in and pass it out to everyone's desk the VERY 1st day of October (some of us can't resist temptation)
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
    **Empty TWO pots of coffee. Not start new pots. Bite me you lazy SOB's.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww86iaucd2A

    You kill the Joe you make some Mo'
  • PBJunkie
    PBJunkie Posts: 652
    Don't stop the falling toilet seat with your feet as to prevent from touching it! Trust me when you lose balance and accidentally step in the bowl, you will have some explaining to do hehe
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Work too hard!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Don't say bye-bye when hanging up with superiors like you would your sisters or kids.

    Don't lose the key to your office so your boss has to open the door for you everyday.

    Don't let your boss catch you on MFP!
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    ***Please don't spend 45 minutes talking about how feet smell
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I sit at the front desk and watch Netflix, I know that is the right thing, though.

    -Asking reception to fill out any and all packing slips
    -Harass reception about not having paper/coffee/creamers before looking in the supply closet where all things are fully stocked and easy to find if you open your freaking eyes
    -Complain to reception about the lunches the office provides and no, "It's too fatening" doesn't count, order a freaking salad...and not the one with a **** ton of cheese/creamy dressings/chips on it....

    with the exception of i read boy touching when you're watching netflix... i think we have The Same Job.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories