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Comprehensive list of things you should not do at work

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  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    **Empty TWO pots of coffee. Not start new pots. Bite me you lazy SOB's.

    Haha! My roomie comes home at least twice a week telling me about how she starts a pot of coffee, goes back to her desk while it brews, and it's gone by the time she comes back! Lol.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    We superbowled a kid on his birthday.

    Let him think the pretty girl was gonna give him a kiss, then I came up from behind with the gatorade jug full of ice water.


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  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    We superbowled a kid on his birthday.
    Let him think the pretty girl was gonna give him a kiss, then I came up from behind with the gatorade jug full of ice water.
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    Bravo. That's phenomenal.
    -wtk
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Talk so loudly on the phone that I can't freaking think.

    Come to work sick, you plegmy, germy, infecty sonovabetch.

    Leave the ladies room without washing your hands. I saw your shoes, lady. And I'm looking for you.

    That's why I leave the bathroom without washing my hands and wash them at the office breakroom sink. EW!

    I just use a paper towel from the bathroom to open all doors until I wash my hands.
  • raven56706
    raven56706 Posts: 918 Member
    clipping your nails.... holy crap thats freaking gross
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    We superbowled a kid on his birthday.
    Let him think the pretty girl was gonna give him a kiss, then I came up from behind with the gatorade jug full of ice water.

    HAHA AWESOME!!
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    We superbowled a kid on his birthday.

    Let him think the pretty girl was gonna give him a kiss, then I came up from behind with the gatorade jug full of ice water.


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    LMAO

    that's hysterical
  • farrellb2
    farrellb2 Posts: 120
    My mom had this happen, she's manager at a McDonald's and some kid answered his cell phone while on the clock, and when my mom told him to hang up or it was going into the fry vat he said " but it's my call back for my new job"
  • aunt_hbomb
    aunt_hbomb Posts: 204
    Let the boss find you working on your resume.
  • innerfashionista
    innerfashionista Posts: 451 Member
    Cook fish in the microwave
  • missdaisy79
    missdaisy79 Posts: 566 Member
    Talk loudly about how sick your kids were over the weekend, how that s**t was everywhere coming out of both ends, and then start grumbling about how you don't feel well whilst helping yourself to the communal biscuits...
  • agwilker
    agwilker Posts: 104 Member
    -Whistle random 80s songs all day, and let's throw in "Do Your Ears Hang Low?" every other time
    -Have a conference call on speaker, full volume, with your door wide open
    -Pick your nose all day, then put your hand in the bowl of trail mix, chips, etc.
    -Make people feel sorry for you that you have diabetes, then eat 3 Dunkin Donuts for lunch and say "If I die, I'm gonna die."
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