I LIKE TO TALK DIRTY...

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Namaste1983
Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
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TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO TALKS TO MY FOOD... I WAS OUT AT A BIRTHDAY DINNER WITH SOME GIRLFRIENDS ON SATURDAY AND WHEN THE BIRTHDAY BROWNIE ICE CREAM TOWER OF MAGIC SHOWED UP I SAID SOME PROVOCATIVE THINGS TO IT. POSSIBLY TOLD IT TO GET IN MY MOUTH, MAYBE I MADE COMMENTS ABOUT ALL THE MEAT WE ORDERED AND HOW I COULD ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH MEAT AT ONCE.... I SWEAR MY MIND IS ALWAYS IN THE GUTTER AND IT'S GOING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE ONE OF THESE DAYS. MY FRIENDS CAN ATTEST TO A RECENT SITUATION WITH A BOSS WHERE I TOOK THE HEAT FOR A MISTAKE A COWORKER MADE. "I WILL LAY DOWN AND TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM" WTF. WHERE DOES THIS COME FROM?

I EYE BANG FRUIT, CARESS PRODUCE IN THE SUPERMARKET AND YES, SOMETIMES I REALLY WISH I COULD JUST HAVE A FRUIT EATING, WINE DRINKING, PICNIC/ MAKE OUT SESSION WITH A HOT GUY. WHY DOES FOOD DO THIS TO ME? WHY DO I FIND FIGS, STRAWBERRIES, AND PEACHES KIND OF EROTIC AND A PLEASURE TO BE SHARED?

IF I LIKE A GUY HE'S GOTTA DEAL WITH ME IN THE KITCHEN MAKING BEAUTIFUL MEALS AND PRESENTING PLATES OF FRUITS AND EXOTIC TREATS I FIND IN THE VARIOUS MARKETS I LIKE TO EXPLORE. THE WORLD IS FILLED WITH SO MANY CUISINES AND I'M NOT GOING TO DIE WITHOUT TRYING THEM AND PLAYING WITH MY FOOD ALONG THE WAY.

JUST WONDERING IF ANYONE ELSE IS WIERD OR "QUIRKY" LIKE ME ;)
SARAH
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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Please stop yelling at me. :sad: :sad:
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
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    Well thats new......
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,303 Member
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    Well this was disappointing. :grumble:
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
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    **sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    Oh my ll cool j is HOT!
    Well this was disappointing. :grumble:
  • recesq
    recesq Posts: 154 Member
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    Um.....wow.
  • rbryntes
    rbryntes Posts: 710 Member
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    **sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:

    I thought this thread was BY you at first, Shan...
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
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    Well this was disappointing. :grumble:

    NOT AS DISAPPOINTING AS FINDING OUT YOU WEREN'T LL COOL J.
    DANG IT!
    LOL. (((HUGS ANYWAYS)))
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    **sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:

    I thought this thread was BY you at first, Shan...

    ^ Ditto
  • Legalchica
    Legalchica Posts: 462
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    Well this was disappointing. :grumble:


    LMAO apparently your mind isnt the only one in the gutter :) hehehehehe
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,303 Member
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    **sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:

    You are a better person than me. I was considering throwing one. :angry:
  • TinaS88
    TinaS88 Posts: 817 Member
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    Haha, this made me a laugh.
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
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    even though everyone else is disappointed in this post, i think it is freaking awesome..... i might happen to know what it is like to have a mind stay in the gutter..... mine stays there so much i have to start paying rent to a homeless guy.....
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    I talk dirty to the person I am eating the food with.... but no to the food in particular. All though I guess I did tell the chicken it has some delicious looking thighs... as I rubbed them....
  • xAdrianax
    xAdrianax Posts: 269 Member
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    haha! i think you are just very sexual lol
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
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    SO you are very passonate about your food (and always thinks of sex too)lol put the two together what else would you come up with???? :blushing:
    i know i cook soooo much since i started on my weight loss journey i only used to cook a half hr meals before but now i have become a really great cook(shame i can't eat most of it)lol but hubby and the boys don't mind :mad:
    i live in the kitchen now....
    :flowerforyou:
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,303 Member
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    Well this was disappointing. :grumble:

    NOT AS DISAPPOINTING AS FINDING OUT YOU WEREN'T LL COOL J.
    DANG IT!
    LOL. (((HUGS ANYWAYS)))

    :laugh:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Thanks for sharing! :flowerforyou:
  • LovingMe19
    LovingMe19 Posts: 380 Member
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    **sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:

    I thought this thread was BY you at first, Shan...

    ^ Ditto



    Thought the same thing
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
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    This thread was a let down.

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