I LIKE TO TALK DIRTY...

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    There is nothing sexy about food. Nothing whatsoever.

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    Plums anyone?
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    I had cucumbers and bananas on my mind too :devil:

    :love: :love: :love:
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    There is nothing sexy about food. Nothing whatsoever.

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    Plums anyone?

    Oh lord....SMH....
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    If I were to eat my food on MFPADDICTS abs I would be talking dirty too!! WHOO HOOOO

    What time is lunch? :wink:
  • ceebs9
    ceebs9 Posts: 511 Member
    I've been known to whisper sweet nothings to me coffee.
  • Please stop yelling at me. :sad: :sad:

    LMAO my thoughts exactly!
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    I've been known to whisper sweet nothings to me coffee.

    The things I've said to my Diet Dr. Pepper...
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Oh lord....SMH....

    Something I said? That doesn't sound like me....
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Please stop yelling at me. :sad: :sad:

    bahahahaha
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    I don't think food is sexy...but then again, some people think feet are sexy, which I certainly do not. So i guess this is your fetish? But I'm totally not saying it's normal :p
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Oh, I get it now!! DUH!

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  • HOSED49
    HOSED49 Posts: 642 Member
    I can see geting overcome in the moment eating a taco.......



    at a mexican resturaunt......
  • rbryntes
    rbryntes Posts: 710 Member
    To the OP, it is very difficult to read your posts because they are in all caps. Studies have shown that people more easily read text that is not in all caps.
  • AJAdkins
    AJAdkins Posts: 30 Member
    I am the same way! I love yummy food.. I love trying new food.. You, my friend, are not alone. :D
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Ok, heading to lunch for some sushi. Will check this thread when I return.

    xoxoxo
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    Ok, heading to lunch for some sushi. Will check this thread when I return.

    xoxoxo
    I hope your sushi plate washed her vajaja...IJS.
  • Sex is good for you and so is food...especially in a great quality !:) Yea me too....It's hard when you see two plums sitting next to a banana !!!!!!!!!!!
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Now if we are talking about Tube steak smoothered in Levis than yes I talk dirty too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    OH and MFPADDICT ITS LUNCH TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOl
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Ok, heading to lunch for some sushi. Will check this thread when I return.

    xoxoxo

    Yes, I know after I have finished eating my mouth often smells of fish...
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    You look like a woman who can handle alot of CHORIZO!.................I bet you know how to warm up that spicy meat! :devil:
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Now if we are talking about Tube steak smoothered in Levis than yes I talk dirty too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    OH and MFPADDICT ITS LUNCH TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOl

    Removing my shirt.

    Come on over. :wink:
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    :laugh: skinny, I just adore your comments
    Now if we are talking about Tube steak smoothered in Levis than yes I talk dirty too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    OH and MFPADDICT ITS LUNCH TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOl

    :love: I LOVE this post so much and I don't find it odd at all...now I have a damn picnic scene stuck in my head though and its uh oh nevermind :blushing:
  • mafery
    mafery Posts: 167 Member
    I talk dirty to the person I am eating the food with.... but no to the food in particular. All though I guess I did tell the chicken it has some delicious looking thighs... as I rubbed them....

    Love this!
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    TEST... TESTING..,. TESTICLES.....
    CHECKING OUT IF MY NEW SIGNATURE WORKS
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    TEST... TESTING..,. TESTICLES.....
    CHECKING OUT IF MY NEW SIGNATURE WORKS

    It does. Still visually annoying. :flowerforyou:
  • Well this was disappointing. :grumble:

    BAAA HAHAHAHAHAH! SO brutally honest
  • If I were to eat my food on MFPADDICTS abs I would be talking dirty too!! WHOO HOOOO

    HAHAHAH- You guys are terrible!
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    Haha, this made me a laugh.

    Agreed. . .This THREAD was FUN. . . why shouldn't food be erotic.. . . .and with the right company twice as erotic. .. It is so much

    fun to have good food and share. . and FRUIT. . . the bestis. . .
  • LisaLashesxx
    LisaLashesxx Posts: 133 Member
    Very strange but I see where ya coming from......lol

    I think id get some wierd looks in the supermarket if I were to caress the broccoli or cauliflower!

    I love to cook too so maybe I will take some of your ideas into the kitchen....and caress some fruits..lol

    Enjoy,

    Lisa AKA stroppyxx1810
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    TEST... TESTING..,. TESTICLES.....
    CHECKING OUT IF MY NEW SIGNATURE WORKS

    lookin good my friend. . . I for one am thankful to own a computer and be able to communicate with others all around the world

    and have great friendships, info and support. There are so many out there who live so much less that I have. . so it just makes me

    extremely thankful. One thing I have learned in life is not to take things for granted.. . . .

    SO YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT THE EROTIC FRUIT> >> > > > > >CARRY ON>>>>>>>>>>>:smile::smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
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