Office Mischief and pranks!?!?! tell me what your guilty of!
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We had a lady complain about not getting her change back, it was like 32 cents....everyone in the office had to chip in $5.68 so we all just handed over $6. She INSISTED on getting her 32 cents. That night we glued down a bunch of quarters nickles dimes pennies to the floor all around her office. She was all excited at first, but then became furious after not being able to pick them up.
Same lady *****ed about only having one coffee maker in the office and that she only drinks caffeine free due to religious reasons, she was Mormon. Insisted the office chip in $$$$ for another coffee maker because the existing one cannot be used to make caffeine free if it's already been used to make regular.
We got some fake dollar bills and dropped a few near her desk one early morning...LMAO, same response as the glued coins.
A guy in the office went on vacation to Vietnam and brought back candy that looked like dog turds. Me and another guy pretended to like them but then would go on other floors and drop them at random.
Pranks calls in the office using a voice soundboard on the internet.0 -
When I was a senior in high school I was eating a candy bar in the hallway and one of the English teachers took it. The last week of school I went to the local bait shop and bought some minnows and tossed them behind her bookcase. It was about 90 degrees outside and the school had no A/C, so you can imagine the smell...not just her classroom but the entire hallway! And the smell got progressively worse with each passing day...Ahhh memories!0
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Work in a Jail. One of the 1st shift officers is always messing with things from 2nd and 3rd shift officers. Finally we had enough and, since nobody on 2nd/3rd drinks coffee, we emptied all the coffee out of the tub into a ziplock and hid the extra tubs of coffee. We left a ransom note in the empty tub that said "If you ever want to see your coffee again, replace our stuff and stop messing with it" Everything was replaced the very same day :-) I guess those 1st shifters need their coffee :-)0
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I took someones car keys once and parked their car on the other side of the building...bwahahahahahaha:devil:0
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Oh the list is endless here as my work place is full of pranksters.
The best one I've done was the time a coworker left his leftover Tai food under my desk (he does this often-candy wrappers, paper towels, endless junk just to be annoying.) Well I retaliated and took the Tai food out to his car. Background here...he never keeps his car cleaned out...I mean, just full of crap kind of car. So I cleaned out enough stuff and shoved the container under his passenger side front seat, put all the junk back, and went back to work.
Needless to say, two weeks later I got a text that said "You F***ing B**ch!! Haha...My response.."Well I thought it was yours??" What was funniest about it was he was on a date with a chick and after she complained about his car smelling so bad that night...he finally put it together that something was off and searched his car.0 -
Oh the list is endless here as my work place is full of pranksters.
The best one I've done was the time a coworker left his leftover Tai food under my desk (he does this often-candy wrappers, paper towels, endless junk just to be annoying.) Well I retaliated and took the Tai food out to his car. Background here...he never keeps his car cleaned out...I mean, just full of crap kind of car. So I cleaned out enough stuff and shoved the container under his passenger side front seat, put all the junk back, and went back to work.
Needless to say, two weeks later I got a text that said "You F***ing B**ch!! Haha...My response.."Well I thought it was yours??" What was funniest about it was he was on a date with a chick and after she complained about his car smelling so bad that night...he finally put it together that something was off and searched his car.
This Legendary!!!!! I think someones been pranking me as for the last couple of years...its happened 3 times I have found food under my cars hood resting on my engine.!!!
I have found a half sub.............then I founf a cupcake!
wtf!!! creeps wait till I find out who does this!!!0 -
If you've ever worked in a firm, you know there is usually one bathroom that is shared. That means if the paralegal for the Family Law Attorney decides to spend her Sunday nights getting sh*tfaced, you're going to smell it Monday morning after she uses the bathroom. Clear wrap isn't just good for wrapping up your leftover chicken breast. Pick up the toilet seat and wrap it TIGHTLY to the bowl so its invisible, tuck it in underneath the rim and put the seat back down. Nothing like a dose of your own medicine, right? Hahhahahaa0
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I took someones car keys once and parked their car on the other side of the building...bwahahahahahaha:devil:
I did that too! But then I photocpoied the keys and left it on his desk leading him on a scavenger hunt for the keys that took him to the ladies bathroom, the warehouse and finally into the kitchen where the keys were in the freezer....frozen solid into a cup of water. When he finally melted them and then found his car he started it and the confetti from the hole punch we put in the vent blew all over him :-) Good thing he had an awesome sense of humor.0 -
Oh I also replaced the cream filling in someones oreos with toothpaste
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When I worked for a dentist as his assistant, I would take x-rays of anyone who came in with an emergency, then when the doctor came in to see the patient I would hand him the x-ray. My *kitten* of an ex bro-in-law worked for a Vet at the time so he gave me an x-ray of a pigeon with a broken wing, so the next emergency patient that came in, when the doctor asked for the x-ray, I handed him the pigeon x-ray!
Hilarious! I need a you tube video of that!0 -
For the record, if someone leaves their computer on you can hold down ctrl, alt, left arrow to turn their screen sideways. Beofre you try it it is ctrl, alt up arrow to fix it. Go ahead and try it now.
Or put a small post it on the eye of their mouse (on the bottom) they will replace the batteries and it still won't work.
For the parents that always talk about how great their kids are you can open the picture frames and put a picture of farm animals over it, or better yet, a monkey!0 -
For the record, if someone leaves their computer on you can hold down ctrl, alt, left arrow to turn their screen sideways. Beofre you try it it is ctrl, alt up arrow to fix it. Go ahead and try it now.
Or put a small post it on the eye of their mouse (on the bottom) they will replace the batteries and it still won't work.
For the parents that always talk about how great their kids are you can open the picture frames and put a picture of farm animals over it, or better yet, a monkey!
The ctr alt left arrow thing didnt work0 -
Hold ctrl and alt then hit left arrow. (You should be holding all 3 buttons at the end.)For the record, if someone leaves their computer on you can hold down ctrl, alt, left arrow to turn their screen sideways. Beofre you try it it is ctrl, alt up arrow to fix it. Go ahead and try it now.
Or put a small post it on the eye of their mouse (on the bottom) they will replace the batteries and it still won't work.
For the parents that always talk about how great their kids are you can open the picture frames and put a picture of farm animals over it, or better yet, a monkey!
The ctr alt left arrow thing didnt work0 -
Any more good stories??0
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My boss used to have this array of troll dolls in his office.. and one time when he was out leading a tour of visitors, I snuck in his office and pulled all the clothes off the trolls and had them in all kinds of weird sexual positions. He had some questions to answer when he took the visitors back to his office. LOL0
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My boss used to have this array of troll dolls in his office.. and one time when he was out leading a tour of visitors, I snuck in his office and pulled all the clothes off the trolls and had them in all kinds of weird sexual positions. He had some questions to answer when he took the visitors back to his office. LOL
DAMN!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA0 -
For the record, if someone leaves their computer on you can hold down ctrl, alt, left arrow to turn their screen sideways. Beofre you try it it is ctrl, alt up arrow to fix it. Go ahead and try it now.
Or put a small post it on the eye of their mouse (on the bottom) they will replace the batteries and it still won't work.
For the parents that always talk about how great their kids are you can open the picture frames and put a picture of farm animals over it, or better yet, a monkey!
that was so cool0 -
swapping the keys on the keyboard all over the place so my mate whos VERY bad at typing suffers just that little bit more0
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I had a boss who'd shoot rubber bands at us while we were on the phone being screamed at by some pi$$ed off truck driver or other. One day he shot about 50 rubber bands at me. I just sat there, plotting and waiting. On his birthday my coworkers and I stayed late, got the tank of helium the office manager ordered for us, and filled his office FULL OF BALLOONS. So when he came in for work the next morning he could hardly open his door. We all laughed so hard, I especially, almost peed.
Then, 6 mos later: I was on the phone, he was on the phone. He shot a rubber band at me and missed. I shot one back at him, and hit right between the eyes! I had to hang up the phone I was laughing so hard. Then I went to apologize and had a tough time because I was still laughing. I just didn't seem sincere enough saying "I'm sorry" while giggling.0 -
oh the stories I could tell ... Being an IT person most of mine revolve around a persons PC..
For instance :
Taking a screen capture of a persons running program (excel , word ... whatever) ... you save the captured screen as a picture and THEN set THAT picture as the persons wallpaper... The come back and try to work in whatever they were working on and all thier seeing is a PICTURE of the minimized program
Changing a co workers internet home page to something like www://pbskids.org/teletubbies and then maxing the volume.. There IS sound with this site and its absolutly hilarious when they open the browser
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Then again there was this one time some co-workers taped a sign to my Passenger door the read"honk if you like rumballs" I didnt notice it for days!....who looks at their passenger door!0
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I once changed "inconvenience" on a co-workers outlook program to ALWAYS auto-correct to "incontinence."
She had to type "Sorry for the inconvenience" a lot due to her job function. This was awesome.0 -
We have a lady who has assigned herself to be the break room/recycle queen, a.k.a kitchen nazi. She spends most of her time here at work keeping the break room and recycling center organized. She's REALLY OCD about it. I like to mess with her head and change things around to see if she notices. She notices EVERYTHING! Even the most minut details. I have gotten a few others around the office to join in on the fun. I like to change something, sit in the break room and watch her squirm, because she will inevitibily walk in about 1 minute after I go in there and fix whatever I screwed up. I swear, she's a stalker and she follows me. She may have an idea it's me, but hey, gotta have fun in a boring office!0
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Oh, and one time at my old job, a friend of mine taped a wadded up ball of paper to someone's phone handset. When they answered the phone, it bounced up and hit them RIGHT smack dab in the middle of the face! It was priceless to watch.0
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Convinced the contractors that the security cameras records audio. They group outside to talk now.0
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Convinced the contractors that the security cameras records audio. They group outside to talk now.
Well done!!!!! hahahaha0 -
The list is endless...one of my fave's though is when I filled my boss's Sauve hand cream bottle with Elmer's glue...0
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Then again there was this one time some co-workers taped a sign to my Passenger door the read"honk if you like rumballs" I didnt notice it for days!....who looks at their passenger door!
I wrote out IM GAY backwards and taped it to a co-workers front bumper.0 -
Many years ago at my first job out of college our team played tons of jokes on each other. Included in the fun and games were:
Placing LOTS of hole punches in another underwriters policy folders which made a great mess when he opened them up!
Taping the switchhook down and then calling that person repeatedly
Removing the volume to hear/speak from the handset and then calling the person
Replacing a persons desk chair wheel with one that has been filed down and thus does not "roll" properly
Yes, I know I'm dating myself with some of these items, but DAMN they are funny and I still giggle thinking about them!
EDIT: I just remembered about the FART machine. A few years ago one of the guys at work brought in his son's fart machine and they placed it randomly throughout the office and pushed the remote on and off. The best was when they put it under one of the mean girls desks in between the desktop and her cabinet. Drove her nuts all day trying to figure out where it was!0 -
Love it! We need more ppl like u in this world we put pot in one of the underwriters smoking pipe (He was a miserable sod!) he went out for his usual smoke at lunch time and came back happy as a lark! how weird us that!
it was not mine! so you know!0
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