What I want from my woman

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
1. Wake me up early.

2. Be good to my dogs.

3. Teach my children to pray.
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  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
    man, im glad im engaged, because id only do one of those. ps, its the one with the dogs
  • catwrangler
    catwrangler Posts: 918 Member
    Why can't YOU teach your kids to pray? and get yourself an alarm clock.......

    the dog part is easy
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    man, im glad im engaged, because id only do one of those. ps, its the one with the dogs
    It would depend on the type of dog for me. Guess I'll remain single.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Maybe they will wake you early so you can take the dogs out for a walk.:smile:

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    Helpful. :smokin:
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    Maybe they will wake you early so you can take the dogs out for a walk.:smile:

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    Helpful. :smokin:
    Always the problem solver, Carl.
  • Erica0718
    Erica0718 Posts: 469 Member
    kids .... who wants kids ... not me! I do love dogs though lol
  • CBKMom
    CBKMom Posts: 59 Member
    Guess a good woman is hard to find these days.
    Meets the criteria, but then I am happily married.
    Keep searching, there are some good ones still out there!
  • WifeMomDVM
    WifeMomDVM Posts: 1,025 Member
    Why do you want to wake-up early? And while I'm all on board for a woman to teach kids to pray, I still believe the man should be the spiritual leader of the household. Being good to dogs is a given for a veterinarian, but alas, I'm taken. I do like your quote on your profile page though. :flowerforyou:
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
    kids .... who wants kids ... not me! I do love dogs though lol
    Im with erica here
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I love dogs...I treat my dogs better than most humans.

    I don't dare wake my husband up. And my husband is fixed, thank gawd! There will be no children to teach anything to....
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
    hmmm I used to go to work @ 4 am take my break @ 7 am..go home deliver coffee in bed to my hubby, get 2 kids ready for school, make all the lunches and head back to work! Yes I let the dog out too!
  • BecksgotBack
    BecksgotBack Posts: 385 Member
    and how does your woman feel about these wants?
    i don't get up early...i like dogs but don't clean up after them....and i didn't teach my own child to pray so i'm not about to start with somebody else's kids...
    yup, this girl is still single...looking for somebody with different wants.
  • glockster972
    glockster972 Posts: 704 Member
    kids .... who wants kids ... not me! I do love dogs though lol

    Kids talk back......dogs do not!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Aside from how very offensive this is....

    I'd say fish tacos but I think I'd get in trouble, again.
  • mrsjennifermaffei
    mrsjennifermaffei Posts: 469
    That's it? Doesn't narrow your search much lol.
  • adventuring
    adventuring Posts: 178
    Well, here's hoping you find a lady willing to take care of things you can take care of on your own with an alarm clock.
  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,079 Member
    and how does your woman feel about these wants?
    i don't get up early...i like dogs but don't clean up after them....and i didn't teach my own child to pray so i'm not about to start with somebody else's kids...
    yup, this girl is still single...looking for somebody with different wants.
    lol im with her^^^^
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    I think everyone else missed the John Anderson "Black Sheep" reference. :wink:
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Jokingly....Barefoot, Neked, and in the Kitchen.

    This will do....
    Gimme that girl with her hair in a mess
    Sleepy little smile with her head on my chest
    That's the you that I like best
    Gimme that girl

    Gimme that girl lovin' up on me
    Old t-shirt and a pair of jeans
    That's the you I wanna see
    Gimme that girl.

    Gimme a girl that's beautiful
    Without a trace of makeup on
    Barefoot in the kitchen,
    singing her favorite song
    Dancin' aroun' like a fool
    Starin' in her own little show
    Gimme the girl that the rest of the world
    ain't lucky enough to know.
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    I at least applaud you for your bravery.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    hmmm I used to go to work @ 4 am take my break @ 7 am..go home deliver coffee in bed to my hubby, get 2 kids ready for school, make all the lunches and head back to work! Yes I let the dog out too!

    USED TO....what happened?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    For those that don`t know...Max is being Max,I have met him in person and he is a good guy,just likes to push buttons for some reason.
    It will tick him off that I say this which is cool because I like to irritate him.

    Carry on. :drinker:
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    I think everyone else missed the John Anderson "Black Sheep" reference. :wink:
    Damnit!
    I figured this wasn't a 'real' post.
  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
    Love this post!

    - spaghetti dinner at least twice a month

    - healthy sex life (maybe that should have first)

    -put up with my unworthy *kitten*....

    - enjoy doing things together...

    -help me with daily reality checks...

    Everything else will fall into place... Maybe I am pushing it with the spaghetti....
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    For those that don`t know...Max is being Max,I have met him in person and he is a good guy,just likes to push buttons for some reason.
    It will tick him off that I say this which is cool because I like to irritate him.

    Carry on. :drinker:
    Yep, and he's 101 yrs old so...
  • AshjMusik
    AshjMusik Posts: 113 Member
    kids .... who wants kids ... not me! I do love dogs though lol
    Hah exactly what I was thinking.
    Jokingly....Barefoot, Neked, and in the Kitchen.

    This will do....
    Gimme that girl with her hair in a mess
    Sleepy little smile with her head on my chest
    That's the you that I like best
    Gimme that girl

    Gimme that girl lovin' up on me
    Old t-shirt and a pair of jeans
    That's the you I wanna see
    Gimme that girl.

    Gimme a girl that's beautiful
    Without a trace of makeup on
    Barefoot in the kitchen,
    singing her favorite song
    Dancin' aroun' like a fool
    Starin' in her own little show
    Gimme the girl that the rest of the world
    ain't lucky enough to know.
    Aahh, there ya go! Throw in a steady, healthy freak show & this guy has it down 
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    Does it hurt when your knuckles drag like that?
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Does it hurt when your knuckles drag like that?

    You think he's still got knuckles? I assume they've been totally taken off from the excessive dragging....
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Jokingly....Barefoot, Neked, and in the Kitchen.

    This will do....
    Gimme that girl with her hair in a mess
    Sleepy little smile with her head on my chest
    That's the you that I like best
    Gimme that girl

    Gimme that girl lovin' up on me
    Old t-shirt and a pair of jeans
    That's the you I wanna see
    Gimme that girl.

    Gimme a girl that's beautiful
    Without a trace of makeup on
    Barefoot in the kitchen,
    singing her favorite song
    Dancin' aroun' like a fool
    Starin' in her own little show
    Gimme the girl that the rest of the world
    ain't lucky enough to know.

    That's why I like you Big Daddy-- you remind me of my husband :P
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    YOU FORGOT ONE !!!!!! THEY HAVE TO MAKE YOU A SAMICH!!!!!!
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