Things that make you go hmmm....

JulieSD
JulieSD Posts: 567
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Why do scissors come in a package that require scissors to open?

or

Why did my dishwasher water come up into my sink and then stay there, all day, all night, why is it still there? ugh lol

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  • 16mixingbowls
    16mixingbowls Posts: 205 Member
    hahahaha..... I had that same sink problem a few weeks ago..... darn:(
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    Why is the 'fear of long words' called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
  • 0PhAtDaDdY
    0PhAtDaDdY Posts: 569 Member
    Why do some want a Cheat Day and they have only lost a pound r two... Hmmmmmmmmm.....
  • lstnlondry
    lstnlondry Posts: 1,794 Member
    why did my daughter bring home a HORRIBLE progress report that is now taking away from my ME ME ME time???
  • lstnlondry
    lstnlondry Posts: 1,794 Member
    Why do some want a Cheat Day and they have only lost a pound r two... Hmmmmmmmmm.....

    I needed this laugh!!
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    Why [in America] do the sick people have to walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions filled, but the able can buy cigarettes up front?
  • JNettie73
    JNettie73 Posts: 1,211 Member
    Why [in America] do the sick people have to walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions filled, but the able can buy cigarettes up front?

    Good one!
  • JNettie73
    JNettie73 Posts: 1,211 Member
    Why do some want a Cheat Day and they have only lost a pound r two... Hmmmmmmmmm.....

    Love this!
  • vegangirl88
    vegangirl88 Posts: 104 Member
    If god made Adam first, why did he give him nipples?
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    If god made Adam first, why did he give him nipples?

    Pinch them and find out! >)
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Of all things freely chosen, why is ignorance #1?
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    If god made Adam first, why did he give him nipples?

    Pinch them and find out! >)

    I needed that laugh!!
  • shawnscott5
    shawnscott5 Posts: 295 Member
    Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?
  • jlzrdking
    jlzrdking Posts: 501 Member
    Did Adam and Eve have navels?
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Why did my fart just smell like banana bread? I don't like banana bread.
  • wannabesexymama
    wannabesexymama Posts: 367 Member
    why do people buy bottled water and then refill them with Tap water unfiltered?
  • 0PhAtDaDdY
    0PhAtDaDdY Posts: 569 Member
    Why did my fart just smell like banana bread? I don't like banana bread.

    I'm not sure on the fart smell but why do men where Pink Bikinis? Hmmmmmmmmmmm
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    why are there interstates in Hawaii? The dont go between any states....
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    if a car could travel faster than the speed of light.. would it still need headlights?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
  • tyadrake
    tyadrake Posts: 107 Member
    Why is "common sense" not so common?
  • VeganGal84
    VeganGal84 Posts: 938 Member
    Why is a semi-truck bigger than a truck?
  • JennBrown83
    JennBrown83 Posts: 131 Member
    - why does a SHIPment go by car/truck and CARgo goes by ship??

    - if Jimmy cracked corn and no ones cares, why is there a song about it?

    - if 7 Eleven is open 24/7-365 why are there locks on the doors?

    - exactly what disease did CURED ham have?

    - what religion was CONVERTED rice in the first place, what is it now?

    - if Geronimo goes skydiving...what does he yell??
  • vegangirl88
    vegangirl88 Posts: 104 Member
    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  • vegangirl88
    vegangirl88 Posts: 104 Member
    And on the same theme, why does the dial on the shower go to a temperature that would boil you alive??
  • looklikeaskeleton
    looklikeaskeleton Posts: 62
    why does the 24 hour walmart by my house have locks on the doors?
  • mytwobabies
    mytwobabies Posts: 113 Member
    Why does the line I am in at the grocery store always take the longest?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Why does round pizza come in a square box?
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