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    Head-Tilting Surnames

    Posts: 76 Member
    edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
    I've heard some pretty unfortunate surnames over the years... but this particular one takes the cake (because it's real):

    SICKERD*CK! :embarassed:
    Mr. Craig Sickerd*ck!

    (no offense if this is your surname, I can only imagine the crap jokes you've received your entire life. Poor Bugger)


    TELL ME MORE
    I'd love to hear the crazy surnames you've heard over the years. Roll 'em on in!

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      Seaman...not so bad, but her first name was Anita....
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      Dover isn't horrible, until you name your kid Ben...
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      Phil McCracken
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      First names withheld to protect the innocent (or I just forgot)

      Mr. Mahboob
      Mrs. Tushie
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      I had a customer once..last name Saurbutts. Really!
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      Ima Pigg--This could be an urban myth
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      Mahboob. He is a Dr. that showed up in one of our databases at work.
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      I used to work in a telephone call center where I called a "Dr. Death" once. Nice.
    • Posts: 328 Member
      This isn't so much a surname as an awful full name I want to school with Wayne Kerr, and I knew some one with seaman as a surname
    • Posts: 1,324 Member
      When my brother got a divorce his wife's Attorney was
      william wihangu........Brother said im screwed lol
    • Posts: 665 Member
      Seriously, we have a Dr Achoo! lol
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      ****head (pronounced shi-theed)
    • Posts: 552 Member
      Two no joke here, I worked in a collection agency:

      Ima Fryinpan

      B. Hisc*ck ( seen ID on this one)\
    • Posts: 5,576 Member
      I have a customer who doesn't have a funny last name...but when paired with her middle initial I can't help but giggle when she comes in to cash checks.

      Jane F. Arters

      I changed her first name. Good to know I'm not the only one on this level of immaturity. :tongue:
    • Posts: 708 Member
      This isn't so much a surname as an awful full name I want to school with Wayne Kerr, ...

      Awww, how much was he teased in school? Roll call must have sucked.
    • Posts: 2,996 Member
      at the college I go to, the director of the engineering department is Dr. Doom.
    • Posts: 3,255 Member
      I worked with someone named D!ck Wife. No kidding.

      Then I had to visit a client who was named Bum Bum Hoa. Try calling the customer and asking for Bum Bum... Or Dr. Hoa. It wasn't possible with a straight face.
    • Posts: 665 Member
      I once knew a guy named Mike Hunt. Ewww...
    • Posts: 10 Member
      One of my good friends in high school's last name was Peters and she had an aunt named Sharon Peters :)
    • Posts: 3,452 Member
      Cobblecock lol
    • Posts: 39 Member
      It's not so much the spelling of it, but how people pronounce it, but i've worked with someone with a last name of "Reuter" I get a lot of 'Rooter" but is pronounce "Royta"

      Definately funner hearing people asking for her by full name and getting it wrong
    • Posts: 62
      well, my last name is Emo.
      a lot of people dont believe me when i tell them... buuut its true :) haha
    • Posts: 32
      I knew a kid in school whose last name was Dix which wasn't so bad except his parents names were Harry Dix and Sandy Dix and they named him Holden Dix
    • Posts: 57
      One of my best friends Mel "Butts"
    • Posts: 3,965 Member
      I knew a kid in school whose last name was Dix which wasn't so bad except his parents names were Harry Dix and Sandy Dix and they named him Holden Dix

      :laugh: :laugh:

      We had a teacher in high school named Mrs D!ckhut. The chuckles were constant. And a college professor with the last name of Cox.

      I worked in a call center and we had a client named Batman. Now, mind you, this was in the financial industry, so there was red tape to setting up these accounts, so there had to have been some form of legal documentation showing this person's real name was Batman, unless their broker was shady, which wouldn't surprise me.
    • Posts: 610 Member
      My ex's sister went from being Jeanie Smith to Jeanie Jones! Yea right.... Like anyone's gonna believe her!
    • Posts: 192 Member
      When I was in the Navy, years ago, there was a reservist that came aboard for his two weeks of training and his last name was "Stanes", ok doesn't sound so bad right? But considering his rank was a Seaman we could not help but call him over the intercom system several times a day... "Seaman Stanes, please come to the bridge", "Seaman Stanes, report to your quarters". Kind of lame now thinking about it but I remember laughing so hard I had tears at the time.
    • Posts: 1,670 Member
      Dr Richard Head (neurosurgeon)... and yes he introduced himself as Dr. **** ...

      The worst last name I have ever seen was D!ckmaster :)
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      My mother had a boyfriend with the last name - Hiscock
    • Posts: 337
      Stan Di**off - BWAHAHAHA....nice guy, sucky name.
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