Head-Tilting Surnames

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  • lilrahme
    lilrahme Posts: 39 Member
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    It's not so much the spelling of it, but how people pronounce it, but i've worked with someone with a last name of "Reuter" I get a lot of 'Rooter" but is pronounce "Royta"

    Definately funner hearing people asking for her by full name and getting it wrong
  • looklikeaskeleton
    looklikeaskeleton Posts: 62
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    well, my last name is Emo.
    a lot of people dont believe me when i tell them... buuut its true :) haha
  • kenyabloodstone
    kenyabloodstone Posts: 32
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    I knew a kid in school whose last name was Dix which wasn't so bad except his parents names were Harry Dix and Sandy Dix and they named him Holden Dix
  • JizWiz
    JizWiz Posts: 57
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    One of my best friends Mel "Butts"
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    I knew a kid in school whose last name was Dix which wasn't so bad except his parents names were Harry Dix and Sandy Dix and they named him Holden Dix

    :laugh: :laugh:

    We had a teacher in high school named Mrs D!ckhut. The chuckles were constant. And a college professor with the last name of Cox.

    I worked in a call center and we had a client named Batman. Now, mind you, this was in the financial industry, so there was red tape to setting up these accounts, so there had to have been some form of legal documentation showing this person's real name was Batman, unless their broker was shady, which wouldn't surprise me.
  • groomchick
    groomchick Posts: 610 Member
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    My ex's sister went from being Jeanie Smith to Jeanie Jones! Yea right.... Like anyone's gonna believe her!
  • BobinNC66
    BobinNC66 Posts: 192 Member
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    When I was in the Navy, years ago, there was a reservist that came aboard for his two weeks of training and his last name was "Stanes", ok doesn't sound so bad right? But considering his rank was a Seaman we could not help but call him over the intercom system several times a day... "Seaman Stanes, please come to the bridge", "Seaman Stanes, report to your quarters". Kind of lame now thinking about it but I remember laughing so hard I had tears at the time.
  • emmaleigh47
    emmaleigh47 Posts: 1,670 Member
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    Dr Richard Head (neurosurgeon)... and yes he introduced himself as Dr. **** ...

    The worst last name I have ever seen was D!ckmaster :)
  • kiwipearls
    kiwipearls Posts: 43
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    My mother had a boyfriend with the last name - Hiscock
  • elfie9863
    elfie9863 Posts: 337
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    Stan Di**off - BWAHAHAHA....nice guy, sucky name.
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
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    Dr. Payne and Dr. Pepper.
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
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    bump for a laugh later! TOO funny!! :)
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    Not dirty but had a teacher named Mary Christmas and an ob/gyn named Dr Triplett.

    My last name isnt dirty either but got me teased a lot. grumble
  • Beaukitty
    Beaukitty Posts: 34 Member
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    Went to school with a girl who had the last name "Nipple"...poor girl was called to office nearly every morning...

    Also, (this one isn't dirty, but...) I get to have the last name of Cluck. When my sister got married she became Cluck-Farmer...luck of the draw I guess. :tongue:
  • Sassi50
    Sassi50 Posts: 67 Member
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    My son had a teacher named Mr Twocock!!!!
  • eliz0703
    eliz0703 Posts: 1
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    Full name: Curley Buggs. Seriously?!
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    I know a doctor with the last name Death. I know a GYN with the last name Fister. I saw a man with the name Suk Dong.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    I had a friend in high school with the last name Grewcock, her husband's last name is Kruger.

    We had a principal in my district whose name is Richard Seaman
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    I had a friend in high school with the last name Grewcock, her husband's last name is Kruger.

    We had a principal in my district whose name is Richard Seaman

    That reminds me, we had a Agribusiness teach (yes hick town) named DeCock. Hist first name was Fran.
  • Tbarr3000
    Tbarr3000 Posts: 9
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    Working in call centers I have seen some good ones. God Shamgod, Tran Phuk, Lesbian Love, and Steady Reconciliation of the Heart to name a few. The last two are real. We received legal documents from them to show it was their real name.

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