It's gone! Someone stole it!!!
NinjaMonkey201
Posts: 123
I can't believe someone would go and do this. It just blows my mind. Why would you even want it?
For so long now, every time I laid down, it was there for me to look at. It was there for plates and bowls to balance on. It was even a good arm rest. And someone took it!
I don't know how long it's been gone, but it's gone.
And sadly, I just noticed it today.
I laid down on the couch, looked down, and it was there no more.
Someone stole my stomach!!! That big, huge, bulge that was always in the way, was GONE. I looked down, and it took me a moment to realize that those things I saw way down there, were feet! How long have those been there?
Well, to whoever stole my stomach... KEEP IT! I like seeing my feet! :-D
For so long now, every time I laid down, it was there for me to look at. It was there for plates and bowls to balance on. It was even a good arm rest. And someone took it!
I don't know how long it's been gone, but it's gone.
And sadly, I just noticed it today.
I laid down on the couch, looked down, and it was there no more.
Someone stole my stomach!!! That big, huge, bulge that was always in the way, was GONE. I looked down, and it took me a moment to realize that those things I saw way down there, were feet! How long have those been there?
Well, to whoever stole my stomach... KEEP IT! I like seeing my feet! :-D
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...share the gut bandit!0
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hahaha Congrats!0
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amazing..congrats!0
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Woo Hoo! Now please, please send that thief my way. I want my stomach gone to.
Seriously, Congratulations!:drinker:0 -
:happy: Woo-hoo!!0
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That cracked me up! Thanks for sharing!0
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this is priceless :laugh: . I love it! Congrats. Very touching.0
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My husband had his stomach stolen too. I wish who ever took yours and his would PLEASE PLEASE come and take mine. LOL Congradulations,0
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Thank God it wasn't me. I don't have it either. Keep looking....or not :P I know a few people who may have it, but they're not on MFP, so it may not be yours :P0
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This made me laugh.
That's awesome, you should be very proud! If you find this thief, tell him to come my way!!!0 -
That was funny! U don't need to file a police report? LOL!0
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I wonder if it was combination/book rest model. You are going to have to hold your own book and *gasp* magazines up to where you can see them now... I hope you're happy with that... not that you'll be home reading much because you'll have to go out quite a bit for dancing and socializing to... you know... get the word out that some sort of thief is operating in your vicinity.0
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Hahaha! Congratulations, you!0
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awesome!! great job!!0
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hahaha.. Congratulations!!!!0
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lol...that's awesome...congrats :-)0
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LOL, congrats!! And I LOVE your quote "Sweat is fat crying" that is awesome!!0
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Love it! Now someone come steal mine!0
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LOL I was reading thinking... "stole WHAT tell me!! What did they steal?!?:" Congrats!!!0
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LMAO - wish someone would come and take the rest of mine. And, what a feeling that must have been to see your feet! I vaguely remember what mine look like, would so love to see them again. I miss them!! lol - CONGRATULATIONS!!0
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LOL, congrats!! And I LOVE your quote "Sweat is fat crying" that is awesome!!
DITTO!0 -
Lol cograts0
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Love it! Congrats!!0
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funny funny!! Good job!! Mine's shrinking too! The bandit is stealing mine too.!0
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I wish somebody would steal mine!0 -
This is great!!!!!! 0
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Great laugh Congrats lol0
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That's great!! Congrats Is it wierd not having something to lean on though? Or like, cross your arms on lol Just curious cause I have yet to reach that stage:) 0
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LOL.. you made me laugh... I cant wait to say the same thing girl...0
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Congratulations!!! You look great!!!!0
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