I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?

Luandanielle1979
Luandanielle1979 Posts: 747 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
Thought I would start a thread to add any funny quotes you know or use. They can be your own or a borrowed one. there is one that says The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. I dont agree.....

Here's a few for you....

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

I love these little quotes keep em coming :O)

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  • ennaejay
    ennaejay Posts: 575
    People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas

    I'm sorry I don't have any to add, but I LOVE this one. It inspires me to be "good" and disciplined MOST of the time, but take some time to enjoy life too - 'specially around the holidays :) It's like a "day of rest" of sorts
  • Inaya2002
    Inaya2002 Posts: 4
    Wow. I have also been dieting. I love to drink on the weekend and along with alcohol is food. I sure love them hjot wings at the bar. LOL
  • Lozzy_82
    Lozzy_82 Posts: 324 Member
    The other day my father-in-law told me he was trying "the red wine diet". He said "It's working - so far I've lost two weeks!" :laugh:
  • Luandanielle1979
    Luandanielle1979 Posts: 747 Member
    Its important to have a bit of a giggle isnt it :O) xxx
  • Luandanielle1979
    Luandanielle1979 Posts: 747 Member
    Mmmmmm hot wings yum yum x
  • RAFValentina
    RAFValentina Posts: 1,231 Member
    I'm on the sea (see) food diet ... I see it and eat it!
  • Lozzy_82
    Lozzy_82 Posts: 324 Member
    There's also one I love from the TV programme Absolutely Fabulous:

    Edina: I mean what you two don't seem to realise is that inside of me, *inside of me*, there is a thin person just screaming to get out.

    Mother: Just the one, dear?
  • nukebhs83
    nukebhs83 Posts: 158
    i'm on two diets---i cant get enough to eat on just one. LOL
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    Im on the Special Diet. I only thing foods with "special" in them.

    Special K
    Special fried rice.

    and Marks and Spencers full cream chocolate gateaux........special offer.
  • Luandanielle1979
    Luandanielle1979 Posts: 747 Member
    Love em... I absolutley love AB FAB!! I want to watch it now!!!
  • lin_d
    lin_d Posts: 3 Member
    "Waiter, I'm going to order a broiled skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake."

    (R.Glasbergen)
  • Luandanielle1979
    Luandanielle1979 Posts: 747 Member
    We never repent having eaten too little.

    If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.

    My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ~Orson Welles

    My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it. ~Harry Secombe

    xxx
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
    I have the body of a God - Buddah
  • Luandanielle1979
    Luandanielle1979 Posts: 747 Member
    I love buddahs I have many around my living room :O) I am deffo aiming to be more like a nice nimble thai buddah this time round haha x
  • whiskey9890
    whiskey9890 Posts: 652 Member
    i'm on a low fat diet. its working; every day the fat hangs lower
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