Please read!! Need your help!

Krull_the_WarriorKing
Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Ok everyone, I know we’ve had some rough times here on the forums recently, but I read an article today at lunch that really pulled at my heart strings. The PAPP (People Against Punting Puppies) is currently running a campaign to prevent the unnecessary punting of puppies. This epidemic is spreading like wildfire and only donations of our phones will help. This organization is financially strong and doesn’t need our money. Their request is for our cell phones which will allow this organization to place phones in public parks all over the United States to allow people to report puppy punting without using their own personal cell phone minutes. I’ve collected phones from my co-workers that I plan on sending in this afternoon. Please do your part. We can’t let innocent puppies pay for the actions of a few bad seeds. If you’d like the address please let me know.

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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    This is a most excellent cause...I'll stop hoarding my old cell phones and send them stat!
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    I do have extra phones, but I am not willing to donate until I seek the proper help for my puppy punting habits.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    how many puppies can a punter punt if a punter publicly puked?
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Dont forget the chargers!
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    I do have extra phones, but I am not willing to donate until I seek the proper help for my puppy punting habits.
    This is no joking matter. If you do have an addiction there are lots of doctors that can help. I read that the HCG diet has a positive aspect on prevention as pregnant mothers have a caring enzyme in their urine that will help reduce the addiction.
  • FitForeverAgain
    FitForeverAgain Posts: 330 Member
    I know it's a good cause, but all my funds go to the fund to stop Cat Juggling - roll the ugliness.
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    I saw a PSA on this the other day complete with background music by Sarah McLaughlin. It was very moving and I decided to quit my job, sell all my belongings and donate them to PAPP. Together we can make a difference!
  • gleechick609
    gleechick609 Posts: 544 Member
    I am sorry but I already sent my old phones to PAPB (People Against Punting Babies). They also gave me a receipt for a tax write off and a $10.00 gift card to Dunkin Donuts. I thought this was a fair deal.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I feel bad for the puppies, but I have all kinds of precious penis pictures on my old phones that I am not prepared to part with.

    Poor punted puppies.
  • KetoLovingMama
    KetoLovingMama Posts: 69 Member
    This just made my day hahahahahah :D!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    I saw a PSA on this the other day complete with background music by Sarah McLaughlin.

    LMAO cuz it's almost true.

    (that commercial makes me sad and want to adopt 20 animals. )
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I'm so totally against the punting of puppies.

    The good news is, in Florida soon, people will be able to stop punting puppies and start tossing dwarves again.
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    I feel bad for the puppies, but I have all kinds of precious penis pictures on my old phones that I am not prepared to part with.

    Poor punted puppies.

    DOOOOOOF ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFfff you know what that was? It was the sound of a punted puppy. I hope you think of that next time you look at your phone.
  • carloP90X
    carloP90X Posts: 109
    Leave it to MFP to make me laugh so hard that I had to leave my office just to walk the laughter off...Thanks y'all for the thread. Keep 'em coming!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    You people are so weird.
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    THAT'S why I like this place so much!
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    I do have extra phones, but I am not willing to donate until I seek the proper help for my puppy punting habits.
    This is no joking matter. If you do have an addiction there are lots of doctors that can help. I read that the HCG diet has a positive aspect on prevention as pregnant mothers have a caring enzyme in their urine that will help reduce the addiction.

    Thank you so much for the advice! I was just going to go on a shakes only diet and hoped the lack of food would dissolve the part of my brain that causes me to puppy punt. I will definitely try the HCG diet!! Thanks again!
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    Sorry, I already donated my old phones to The Pregnant Hooker Fund, Zip. A cause I KNOW is near and dear to your heart!
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Sorry, I already donated my old phones to The Pregnant Hooker Fund, Zip. A cause I KNOW is near and dear to your heart!
    Not so much anymore. I used to help them get their start, but now I'm on a list. Never good to be on a list...
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Thank you so much for the advice! I was just going to go on a shakes only diet and hoped the lack of food would dissolve the part of my brain that causes me to puppy punt. I will definitely try the HCG diet!! Thanks again!

    Thank you for taking the steps to correct your personal issues.
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
    Dont forget the chargers!

    Those poor San Diegans.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    This is bigotry aimed at the PPPA (Professional Puppy Punters of America). CrossedArms.gif
  • salmat77
    salmat77 Posts: 310 Member
    LMAO, you guys are hysterical.. This is why I am addicted to MFP!!!:bigsmile:
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I know it's a good cause, but all my funds go to the fund to stop Cat Juggling - roll the ugliness.
    Nice reference.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Just out of curiosity, how many calories does on burn puppy punting?
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Just out of curiosity, how many calories does on burn puppy punting?
    Depends on if you try to catch it. The average punt is 26 calories but you can double that if you run after it.
  • walkwithme1
    walkwithme1 Posts: 492 Member
    Does this organization have local chapters as well? I have a "friend of a friend" that has serious issuses with this! Send help asap!
  • elfie9863
    elfie9863 Posts: 337
    OK...I am reporting you for saying PUNT...oh..wait...

    never mind....
  • millerll
    millerll Posts: 873 Member
    WTFO ???

    I'm lost..............:grumble:
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    If you are list you must be a punter. Denial is stage 1. Where do you keep your pups? Are your pups barking?
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