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Jennypins
Jennypins Posts: 90 Member
Sing along with MFP!

So, my family and I started doing MFP together, but they have all vanished for the most part. We have always taken songs and changed the lyrics to match up with something going on in our lives. I thought I'd share mine (although I am quite embarassed), and encourage you to play along!

To the tune of "Horse With No Name" from America

On the first part of the journey
My clothes were really tight
there were bumps and rolls and muffintops
I sucked in with all my might.

The first thing I did was count my calories
and I upped my exercise.
My thights were sore, I broke a sweat,
And I almost welcome death.

I'm doing fitness pal to get rid of my shame
I have only myself to blame
On fitness pal you can make it a game
cause you no longer want back pain

la la la la la la la la
la la la la la

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  • Jennypins
    Jennypins Posts: 90 Member
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    Awww, no one wants to play? :(
  • jayb123x
    jayb123x Posts: 138
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    Nice job, I was singing along in my head :glasses:
  • Alice230
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    Lol I would love to but,I am no good at song writing. I am the singer but,I can't write the song.
  • Bigaug
    Bigaug Posts: 395 Member
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    I love a good sing-a-long.

    After 2 months the pants fit loose
    And my shirts weren't that tight
    After 3 months I got good news
    My blood pressure was finally right
    Worked so hard to get to that point
    There's no way I'm givin up the fight
  • Jewels211
    Jewels211 Posts: 184 Member
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    lol Love it! When the creative juices begin to flow again, I'll see what I can come up with, but so far, you two are GREAT!!
  • Jennypins
    Jennypins Posts: 90 Member
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    One from my Dad...
    To the tune of "House of the Rising Sun" from The Animals

    There is a site in Cyber Space
    They call My Fitness Pal
    Its been the ruin of many of cal
    My *kitten* is wondering how

    My mother was a slight thing
    My father was big as a moose
    I smoked and drank and ate like crap
    Until none of my clothes were loose

    And then one day Jen emailed
    About MyFitnessPal
    We all signed up and started to count
    The pounds just fell away

    My goal is keeping me busy
    for 41 weeks I will try
    to lose a pound for every week
    and end up Twiggy style.
  • Jennypins
    Jennypins Posts: 90 Member
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    Nice job! Thanks for playing along!!

    I love a good sing-a-long.

    After 2 months the pants fit loose
    And my shirts weren't that tight
    After 3 months I got good news
    My blood pressure was finally right
    Worked so hard to get to that point
    There's no way I'm givin up the fight
  • Bigaug
    Bigaug Posts: 395 Member
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    and all this time I thought I was the only one goofy enough to start an on-line sing-a-long. :P
  • Jennypins
    Jennypins Posts: 90 Member
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    Lol! Glad to have a partner! Feel free to start another song if you want. Bring it on!

    and all this time I thought I was the only one goofy enough to start an on-line sing-a-long. :P
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Feeling brave on MFP gets you banned...
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Jiggle oh belly belly
    I had two babies, now the fat has got to go.

    (To the melody of Sugar)

    I'd write more but my babies want to play. :-)
  • Jennypins
    Jennypins Posts: 90 Member
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    Uh-oh. Why?
    Feeling brave on MFP gets you banned...
  • Bigaug
    Bigaug Posts: 395 Member
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    Hot Rod Lincoln

    My doctor said, "Son you're gonna drive me to drinkin if you don't stop eatin that finger lickin chicken"

    You've heard the story of the heated race
    Where Ronald and the colonel were setting the pace
    That story is true I'm sad to say
    I was losing the belly battle that day

    My weight was up, spirits low
    So much pain don't ya know
    I could hardly walk
    Could hardly go

    Then one day I was on the net
    And I spied an ad and made a bet
    If I join my fitness pal and do the plan
    Wouldn't take long I'd be the man
  • Booboo78
    Booboo78 Posts: 169
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    They tried to make me go to Maccy D's, I said, "Noooooo, no, no"
    Yes, I've been fat but when I slim back you'll know, know, know
    I ain't got the time and if MFP thinks I'm fine
    They tried to make me go to Maccy D's, I won't goooooo, go, go!
  • Bigaug
    Bigaug Posts: 395 Member
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    Very nice BooBoo78.
  • Jennypins
    Jennypins Posts: 90 Member
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    Great!! Now that song's stuck in my head. lol.

    Nice job!
    Thank you for playing along.

    They tried to make me go to Maccy D's, I said, "Noooooo, no, no"
    Yes, I've been fat but when I slim back you'll know, know, know
    I ain't got the time and if MFP thinks I'm fine
    They tried to make me go to Maccy D's, I won't goooooo, go, go!