An epidemic

_SusieQ_
_SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
<ahem>
There is an epidemic on the boards. It's a disease called "The Crazies", also referred to as "The Stupids". It is highly contagious. Just one step into certain threads and it can rub off on you. Consider yourself warned. I have already caught a mild case of "The Irrational Need to Talk Intelligently to Obviously Crazy People". The only known cure is isolation from the contagion.

Good luck!
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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I don't get it.
  • mandemonious
    mandemonious Posts: 217 Member
    :laugh:
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    I don't get it.

    +1
  • tkn11
    tkn11 Posts: 276 Member
    it's never cool to call someone stupid. if you don't want to read posts about stuff you're not interested in, whether it's factual stuff or opinionated topics about nonsense, then just don't read it. No need to be condescending along the way.
  • tkn11
    tkn11 Posts: 276 Member
    But, "I don't get it" was funny :)
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    <sigh>
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,511 Member
    You are right I was almost got caught myself not too long ago. Just one crazy comment and I felt the urge to unleash all my logical arguments onto the thread. Happily I restrained myself in time. :noway:
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    It's already eaten their brains Suz! It's spreading like wildfire. They're dropping like flies!!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    <insert sarcasm font, in case that wasn't clear from the beginning>

    Sadly, I have tried Logic as an antidote and found it often has the adverse effect of exaggerating the problem. Removing oneself from the situation seems to be the only way to calm the spread of the disease. Sadly, it often times creates an addiction like feeling, so weaning oneself off can also be painful.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    I am happy to say that I have not caught this disease! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some HCG and Shakeology to drink before I start my water fast when it's not banana and milk day.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Shoot the zombies in the head, it's the only way to kill them. Double tap and cardio! That's how you beat em.
  • catherine4211
    catherine4211 Posts: 944 Member
    LOVE
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    Im happy to not have caught this either!!!!! but ive been busy with my taco /koolaide/ nut butter diet!!!!!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead its important to blend in. Whens the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie? not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.

    This is probably why I continue to come back to the boards, even with the threat of infection.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

    If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or f all down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    Im happy to not have caught this either!!!!! but ive been busy with my taco /koolaide/ nut butter diet!!!!!

    I like the purple koolaide and red koolaide....I've heard grape kookaide and fruit punch koolaide are good, but I don't know if they sell those in my area.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

    If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or f all down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

    Also, I believe if the female has a cup size of D or larger, the odds of her falling down is at least double that.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    <insert sarcasm font, in case that wasn't clear from the beginning>

    Sadly, I have tried Logic as an antidote and found it often has the adverse effect of exaggerating the problem. Removing oneself from the situation seems to be the only way to calm the spread of the disease. Sadly, it often times creates an addiction like feeling, so weaning oneself off can also be painful.

    Right, I was with you all the way up until "<insert sarcasm" but after that...I got nothing.

    Something to do with pathogenesis and morphologic change?
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Yes.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    You can't fix stupid - Ron White
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~ Socrates

    I totally got that from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures".
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Bill and Ted were misunderstood geniuses.
  • Scorpioangel
    Scorpioangel Posts: 951 Member
    I think that epidemic is going on where I am right now!
  • Chaosdrone
    Chaosdrone Posts: 171
    yeah
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~ Socrates

    I totally got that from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures".

    I learned everything I need to know from Bill and Ted...
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I think that epidemic is going on where I am right now!

    What, at Beachbody?

    I couldn't possibly comment...
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Ted: Dude, are you sure we should be doing this?
    Bill: Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy.
    Ted: What if we were lying?
    Bill: Why would we lie to ourselves?

    Wait for it.....
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I think that epidemic is going on where I am right now!

    YES, YES IT IS. You must run away now before you are infected. Seriously, I am only saying this for you own good.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    Ted: Dude, are you sure we should be doing this?
    Bill: Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy.
    Ted: What if we were lying?
    Bill: Why would we lie to ourselves?

    Wait for it.....

    Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Unless I can apply Rule 34...don't care
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