THE POWERS OF A WOMAN
smccarron1
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Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
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Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
...
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
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I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I see it forgot the part about makin sammiches........0 -
The powers of a guy...to pee standing up0
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Very nice!0
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That was lovely. Thank you for sharing. :flowerforyou:0
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All women are so wonderful and none them are horrible. I love the world. :flowerforyou:0
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The powers of a guy...to pee standing up
And someone had to get the sense of humor. :laugh:0 -
I know I can make one hell of a sandwich. :flowerforyou:0
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The powers of a guy...to pee standing up
It's a fantastic ability to have!
....if only you guys could learn to perfect it. I often wonder why it is that the men's bathroom has pee everywhere. 20-30 years of doing it you would think your aim would get better....*shrug*0 -
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I see it forgot the part about makin sammiches........
AH poop you already made the joke. Sigh.....0 -
The powers of a guy...to pee standing up
It's a fantastic ability to have!
....if only you guys could learn to perfect it. I often wonder why it is that the men's bathroom has pee everywhere. 20-30 years of doing it you would think your aim would get better....*shrug*0 -
What a bunch of drivel. :flowerforyou:0
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He forgot to mention multiple orgasms.0
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The powers of a guy...to pee standing up
the man said "yes! I'll take that!"
G-d then said, "well, then I guess woman gets the multiple orgasms..."
So... yeah, poor guys. Feel bad for you, really....
....NOT!0 -
The powers of a guy...to pee standing up
the man said "yes! I'll take that!"
G-d then said, "well, then I guess woman gets the multiple orgasms..."
So... yeah, poor guys. Feel bad for you, really....
....NOT!0
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