Threads that go off-track, now locked??? WTF???

I still can't make up my mind about what to wear for my Halloween costume.

Been waiting to use this one...

man i gotta pee

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubble bursting.

Still one of my favourites

I am 16 years old and I'm at work and using this site. It is also bring your kid sister to work day, and she is only 10.
So, yes. I do expect MFP to set up all kinds of rules to help me break the rules. Even though I'm only sixteen (and should be 18 to use the site), and I'm using the site at work (every job I've had bans personal internet usage), and my kid sister is lurking behind me and reading everything I am, I most certainly expect MFP to restrict the adults using this site in every way possible in order for me to break the rules I feel like breaking and to do everything possible to make sure my parent's kids only see stuff that is appropriate for the way my mom wants hers kids to be raised. I can't do this all myself.
And I'm a liar.

long distance relationships suck...I prefer to hold the love in my hands

Wanna hold my love in your hands?

had to delete the shark pic...it was freaking me out...

A pound of armadillo meat contains 780 calories.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

long distance relationships suck...I prefer to hold the love in my hands

Wanna hold my love in your hands?

Pearl. Necklace.

If it's on her hand, then it'd be a pearl bracelet. No?

Why are there so many shades of taupe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FCfqu2fb0