after midnight, still awake, entertain me plz

Elephino?!?!

6.35pm in new zealand (sat) and sitting waiting for rugby...my life is so exciting lol

Still awake too!!

The warden catches Seamus leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a bucket of fish.

"Aha! I've caught you poachin' fish red-handed," says the warden.

"What do you mean, red-handed?" says Seamus.

"You've got a bucket full of 'em right there. You can't talk your way out of it this time."

"Oh, you don't understand," says Seamus, "I've not poached a thing. These are me pet fish.

I bring 'em to the reservoir once a week for exercise.

After they've had a good swim, they come back to the bucket and we go back home."

"Do ya expect me to believe such a tale?"

"I can prove it." say Seamus.

So they walk back to the reservoir and Seamus dips the bucket in and the fish swim away.

They stand in silence for 20, 30, 40 minutes...no sign of the fish coming back to the pail.

Ha, ya lying rogue! shouts the warden.

"Where are your fish?"

"What fish?"

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear."

Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. I'm all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear."

Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. We're all polar bear, your mother is

all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because I'm f****** freezing!"

The warden catches Seamus leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a bucket of fish.

"Aha! I've caught you poachin' fish red-handed," says the warden.

"What do you mean, red-handed?" says Seamus.

"You've got a bucket full of 'em right there. You can't talk your way out of it this time."

"Oh, you don't understand," says Seamus, "I've not poached a thing. These are me pet fish.

I bring 'em to the reservoir once a week for exercise.

After they've had a good swim, they come back to the bucket and we go back home."

"Do ya expect me to believe such a tale?"

"I can prove it." say Seamus.

So they walk back to the reservoir and Seamus dips the bucket in and the fish swim away.

They stand in silence for 20, 30, 40 minutes...no sign of the fish coming back to the pail.

Ha, ya lying rogue! shouts the warden.

"Where are your fish?"

"What fish?"

lmao..GREAT !!!:laugh:

I will try to entertain only because I am board and on here as well

okay, so, I have met a fre actor adn actresses, Chuck Norris was like my hero when i was younger "walker texas ranger' tell me that waqsn't cool? I met him in real life, i never realized how red, bunpy, and ugly his face is. i me thim at a track meet in high school, hie nephew was there as well. I was like , OMG, what happened/ I seriously thought he was a burn victim!


Another subject,

have you ever seen a woodchuck in real life/ I remember woody the woodpecker, but I am not even sure it is a real burd, I really want to see one!

Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yDhql20TSU

Hottest guy on earth!!! I watch his videos EVERY SINGLE DAY xD

oh...and to answer pain_is_weakness, i grew up with woodepeckers...they are real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdPnMoxKOWY&ob=av2e here is another GORGEOUS Korean guy :drinker: