lies i tell myself...

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  • Ironyb
    Ironyb Posts: 30
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    The Lie: I don't want to go out with my friends, because I don't like the club scene.

    The Truth: I'm too fat to be out amongst those people.


    I feel the same way. And I can't fit into cute club clothes. :(
  • Mallory0418
    Mallory0418 Posts: 723 Member
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    The lie: I listen to my ipod at work because I just can't focus on my work without music.
    The truth: I just put the head phones in so the annoying guy at the cubicle next to me will leave me alone...:ohwell:
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
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    The lie: I am living life!
    The truth: I am not living life! I need to have more fun, take more chances, stop worrying.

    I will make it my goal this week to make the lie...truth! :drinker:
  • 46and2
    46and2 Posts: 167
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    The lie: Yeah baby, I can dance!

    The truth: I'm a white guy.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    The lie: Yeah baby, I can dance!

    The truth: I'm a white guy.

    :laugh: I don't lie to myself about that. I know I can't dance and I admit it
    I feel the same way. And I can't fit into cute club clothes. :(

    That's the same reason I don't go out :cry:
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    Lie: I'm going to eat my exercise calories & drop 5lbs a week.
    Truth : I'm not
  • coloradocuppiecake
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    Lie: I am super nice and love everyone and treat everyone with the same respect (this is how i come off)
    Truth: I talk so much **** about you in my head!! :laugh:

    Omg this is soooo me!
  • catherine4211
    catherine4211 Posts: 944 Member
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    the lie: i'll call her tomorrow

    the truth: i won't

    ouch
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 576 Member
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    lie: yes, dear mother-in-law, please come visit
    truth: dear god, help!
    Yes. Mine is taking us out for an early dinner tonight. fml

    The lie. I don't drink that much.
    The truth. I'm a f'n lush.
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
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    the lie: yes, i did.

    the truth: not even close!
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,289 Member
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    Cat, I'm a lush too...it's okay.
  • vichick20
    vichick20 Posts: 96 Member
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    The lie: I never do this either
    The Truth: I did it last night:tongue:

    :o do they actually fall for this?
  • Robinkinchen
    Robinkinchen Posts: 39 Member
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    i eat yogurt with a toddler spoon...

    the lie: because it makes the yogurt last longer.

    the truth: just cause i like eating it with that spoon thats why.

    your turn.

    I do the exact same thing, lol!
  • cppeace
    cppeace Posts: 764 Member
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    The lie: There's a guy perfect for me out there.
    The truth: If there is he don't live anywhere near here lol :P