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  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    Sally opened her refrigerator and was surprised to find a rabbit inside.

    "What are you doing in my refrigerator,"she said.

    "Isn't this a Westinghouse?" the rabbit asks.

    "Yes it is," Sally replied.

    "Well I'm westing" said the rabbit
  • 72lori
    72lori Posts: 6,758 Member
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    Dirty Fruit
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  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    Customer: Could you please call me a cab?

    Clerk: OK... "You're a cab."
  • DivaLisa
    DivaLisa Posts: 29
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    :laugh: love them
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    Two cows were talking and the first cow says

    "hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease"

    and the second cow says "I'm not worried, I'm a Buick !"
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
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    A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey , could I get a beer please"
    The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
    The mushroom says "Why not.... I'm a Fungi!"

    :bigsmile:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
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    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

    "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
  • BxMom
    BxMom Posts: 363
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    Dirty Fruit
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    I'm still lauging that was great:laugh: :laugh:

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