Signs you are working in a hostile environment
Iamfit4life
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1. You're afraid to say "bless you" when somebody sneezes... you got told by a co-worker that another co-worker doesn't apperciate it for "religious reasons.
2. You are now afraid to offer snacks, as your head will be ripped off.
3. You are pretty sure they are putting staples on your chair in hoping you will sit on it.
4. You have to cringe as they discuss the song "sexual healing"
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2. You are now afraid to offer snacks, as your head will be ripped off.
3. You are pretty sure they are putting staples on your chair in hoping you will sit on it.
4. You have to cringe as they discuss the song "sexual healing"
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When you have a little mini voo doo doll for the boss0
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1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!0
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When you walk in and say "Good Morning" and everyone just looks at you and goes back to work without saying a word...0
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1. You're afraid to say "bless you" when somebody sneezes... you got told by a co-worker that another co-worker doesn't apperciate it for "religious reasons.
2. You are now afraid to offer snacks, as your head will be ripped off.
3. You are pretty sure they are putting staples on your chair in hoping you will sit on it.
4. You have to cringe as they discuss the song "sexual healing"
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I'd be out o' der LOL0 -
When your boss says ever since he hired you he's considered a "retard test" for screening new applicants.
True story. Needless to say, this employee has now quit for this (and many other) reasons.0 -
1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!
you win0 -
1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!
Oh you need a little mini voo doo doll for her! :noway:0 -
1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!
Ouch!
When you feel sick to your stomach every morning before going to work.0 -
When you see your employees keeping daily logs of each other's break times, lunch times, and potty breaks (not where I work now, but a corporate America pressure cooker I used to work in).0
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1. You're afraid to say "bless you" when somebody sneezes... you got told by a co-worker that another co-worker doesn't apperciate it for "religious reasons.
2. You are now afraid to offer snacks, as your head will be ripped off.
3. You are pretty sure they are putting staples on your chair in hoping you will sit on it.
4. You have to cringe as they discuss the song "sexual healing"
Add your own!
I'd be out o' der LOL
But everybody else should be in Ohio today, being chased with cops toting tranq guns.0 -
When your boss gathers the entire office outside the toilet and makes everyone go in and have a look at the state the toilet has been left in and if you refuse he tries to push you in....true story and oh so many others from the maddest boss I ever worked for.0
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1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!
you win
:laugh: Is that what we're calling it now?
Seriously, she can have him. And don't worry ladies, Love is grand but divorce cost him 100 grand :drinker:0 -
1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!
you win
:laugh: Is that what we're calling it now?
Seriously, she can have him. And don't worry ladies, Love is grand but divorce cost him 100 grand :drinker:
Good what a d-bag.
I'm sorry you have to work with the c u next tuesday.0 -
When the people at work start to label each other spies for different management factions.
When individuals start to threaten other people for talking to someone.
When individuals start to demand unwaivering loyalty under the threat of career/social sabotage.0 -
1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!
you win
:laugh: Is that what we're calling it now?
Seriously, she can have him. And don't worry ladies, Love is grand but divorce cost him 100 grand :drinker:
Good what a d-bag.
I'm sorry you have to work with the c u next tuesday.
Not anymore, She got fired for trying to beat me up in the parking lot....ahhh work is blissfully drama free now0 -
When your co-worker throws things at you in a meeting.0
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1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!
you win
:laugh: Is that what we're calling it now?
Seriously, she can have him. And don't worry ladies, Love is grand but divorce cost him 100 grand :drinker:
Good what a d-bag.
I'm sorry you have to work with the c u next tuesday.
Not anymore, She got fired for trying to beat me up in the parking lot....ahhh work is blissfully drama free now
LOL...Karma is a mo-fo :bigsmile:0 -
1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!
you win
:laugh: Is that what we're calling it now?
Seriously, she can have him. And don't worry ladies, Love is grand but divorce cost him 100 grand :drinker:
Good grief... how do you fight the desire not to kick her *kitten* every day? I know the money helps but damn.
Just saw your reply. I'm glad you got that worked out.0 -
Good grief... how do you fight the desire not to kick her *kitten* every day? I know the money helps but damn.
Just saw your reply. I'm glad you got that worked out.
seriously.0 -
When you have a little mini voo doo doll for the boss
Great idea!!0 -
1) when you have to work with the girl your husband cheated on you with.... True story!
OUCH. I feel for you there.
When your boss is in the Douche Canoe wearing his Asshat everyday.0 -
When your boss says that the time you missed while your mother was hospitalized and dying was "really hard on everyone here."
Yeah. I'm really sorry to inconvenience you all with that.0 -
You don't say "good" morning to people when you see them0
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my old job...listening to this chick talk non-freaking-stop about all her drama, life, hubby, hair-styles, clothes etc...literally 7 hours a day. then complaining that she was so busy and never had time to do her work. SHUT THE EFF UP and get to work for more than one hour...you WOULD get your work done. she didn't last long....0
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1. When you have mental breakdowns on a weekly basis.
2. When you get told in your year review that you were expected to work more overtime, when you had been pulling 60 hours a week already.0 -
when a coworker dies while you are on maternity leave because the bosses son who was supposed to be filling in for you wont do the job. true story0
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When you have a little mini voo doo doll for the boss
Great idea!!
Ahh...the little joys in life, most of the pins are stuck in his head at the moment :bigsmile:0 -
When after not getting a raise in years, you finally get one... and it's for 5 cents an hour.
Thank you, Mr. BossMan. That two dollars a week will really help.0 -
When after not getting a raise in years, you finally get one... and it's for 5 cents an hour.
Thank you, Mr. BossMan. That two dollars a week will really help.
are you SERIOUS? who the HELL gives that. I would have been out the door. what a slap in the face. I would have tossed that nickel in his face. what a CHUMP!0 -
when a coworker dies while you are on maternity leave because the bosses son who was supposed to be filling in for you wont do the job. true story
damn....wow. :-(0
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