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Mel Brooks movies

BeeElMarvin
BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
If you love Mel Brooks movies, what's your favorite? Any classic lines / quotes you wanna share?
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  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    The Classic - "History of the World" ...way too many lines to quote, but =

    "It's good to be the king."

    "You're Nuts. N-V-T-S Nuts!"

    "Wash This!"

    and my fantasy football name is Empress Nympho :laugh:
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    History of the world Part One

    Comicus - All right, all right! Jesus!
    Jesus - Yes.
    Comicus - What?
    Jesus - What?
    Comicus - What?
    Jesus - Yes.
    Comicus - Jesus!
    Jesus - Yes.
    Comicus - What?
    Jesus - What?
    Comicus - You said what.
    Jesus - Yes.
    Comicus - Nothing.
  • kalexander2005
    kalexander2005 Posts: 223 Member
    Probably Space Balls is number 1, followed by Blazing Saddles. Oh, Young Frankenstein too! Pretty funny man.
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
    i love all of the mel brooks movies i have watched....
  • asyouseefit
    asyouseefit Posts: 1,265 Member
    I love Spaceballs. Cracks me up everytime! I love the planet of the apes final.
  • jewls1969
    jewls1969 Posts: 27
    Blazing Saddles, "15 is my limit of Schnitzengruben"
    "Where da white women at?"
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life"
    "Mr. Lamar you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar *kitten*"
  • fuhrmeister
    fuhrmeister Posts: 1,796 Member
    I love Blazing Saddles. I Love Madaline Kahn's "I'm Tired" song!!!
  • FrayedKnot
    FrayedKnot Posts: 52
    Blazing Saddles.
    "More beans?"
    "Frttttttttttt" x 12
  • MDLNH
    MDLNH Posts: 587 Member
    #1 - Blazing Saddles (*So many lines from that movie . . . I don't even know where to begin !!!)

    #2 - Space Balls (*I see your Schwartz is as big as mine ...)

    #3 - History of the World Part 1 (*again, too many lines to mention ...)
  • Oz2011
    Oz2011 Posts: 58
    Space Balls.
    "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. (Lone Starr: 'What's that make us?') Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    SPACEBALLS!
    I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
    What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
    I could go on but I wont! haha

    Blazing Saddles is awesome too!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    I love Blazing Saddles. I Love Madaline Kahn's "I'm Tired" song!!!

    Oh Lord PLUS 1 MILLION....I freakin' love that song.

    Mel Brooks - genius.
  • cpeterson70
    cpeterson70 Posts: 19 Member
    I love all the Mel Brooks movies. So much fun to watch...that would be a good collection to have.
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Blazing Saddles:

    Excuse me while I wipe this out!

    Candy gram for Mongo!

    Let's work up a number 6 on um.
  • StarGeezer
    StarGeezer Posts: 351
    Young Frankenstein! Waaay too many one-liners!

    "What knockers!"
    "Oh, sank you doctor!"

    :bigsmile:
  • dougstevens
    dougstevens Posts: 208 Member
    When I was a kids, I watched History of the World Part I so many times; we thought we would wear out the laser disc. (doh that dated me)

    His movies are full of one-liners....


    One that comes to mind which I don't has been mentioned yet. Towards the end of Space Balls
    Ape #1: [as the Spaceballs and what is left of Mega Maid land on the Planet of the Apes] Dear me. What are these things coming out of her nose?
    Dark Helmet: [One of the apes takes his binoculars out and sees Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob coming out of Mega Maid's nose] Hey, hey, hey. Watch my Helmet.
    Ape #2: Spaceballs.
    Ape #1: Oh, *kitten*. There goes the planet.
  • icemaiden17_uk
    icemaiden17_uk Posts: 463 Member
    Got to be the producers!!

    I'm hysterical

    Ahh! I'm wet and I'm hysterical!!


    Yes! You are!! lol!! I also so love Blazing Sadles and young frankinstien!! Or fronkensteen!! lol!
  • icemaiden17_uk
    icemaiden17_uk Posts: 463 Member
    I love Blazing Saddles. I Love Madaline Kahn's "I'm Tired" song!!!

    Oh Lord PLUS 1 MILLION....I freakin' love that song.

    Mel Brooks - genius.

    Lol! Me too!! I also love the bit when the sherrif drags himself into the office!!

    Help me help me somebody help

    Wont somebody help that poor man!!

    Hush Harriet thats a sure way to get him killed!!

    Oh baby you are so talented!! And theya re so dumb!!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand of course

    lw2145c.jpg


    "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!!!!!"
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Blazzing Saddles is my absolute FAVORITE MOVIE!!!!
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Blazing Saddles:

    Excuse me while I wipe this out!

    Candy gram for Mongo!

    Let's work up a number 6 on um.

    "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Blazing Saddles:

    Excuse me while I wipe this out!

    Candy gram for Mongo!

    Let's work up a number 6 on um.

    "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:
    That's where we go' ah ridin into town. A whompin and a stompin...
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Blazing Saddles:

    Excuse me while I wipe this out!

    Candy gram for Mongo!

    Let's work up a number 6 on um.

    "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:
    That's where we go' ah ridin into town. A whompin and a stompin...

    every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Blazing Saddles:

    Excuse me while I wipe this out!

    Candy gram for Mongo!

    Let's work up a number 6 on um.

    "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:
    That's where we go' ah ridin into town. A whompin and a stompin...

    every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
    You spare the women folk?
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Blazing Saddles:

    Excuse me while I wipe this out!

    Candy gram for Mongo!

    Let's work up a number 6 on um.

    "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:
    That's where we go' ah ridin into town. A whompin and a stompin...

    every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
    You spare the women folk?

    " Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the number 6 dance later on."

    Best movie EVER!!...
  • htimpaired
    htimpaired Posts: 1,404 Member
    No one has mentioned Men in Tights yet, That's a Mel Brooks movie, right?
    Love it! I do'nt remember the lines off the top of my head, but I remember the songs....
    "We're men....we're men in tights...TIGHT....tights!;
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    No one has mentioned Men in Tights yet, That's a Mel Brooks movie, right?
    Love it! I do'nt remember the lines off the top of my head, but I remember the songs....
    "We're men....we're men in tights...TIGHT....tights!;

    I was thinking about this movie earlier! Good movie too!
  • Sarahr73
    Sarahr73 Posts: 454 Member
    No one has mentioned Men in Tights yet, That's a Mel Brooks movie, right?
    Love it! I do'nt remember the lines off the top of my head, but I remember the songs....
    "We're men....we're men in tights...TIGHT....tights!;

    Here's a few that I remember

    "Yeah, Used to be ****house" -Said by Latrine
    "What's your name?" "Achoo" "Bless you"
    And of course, all the time Sheriff of Rottingham messes up his lines
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    "Somebody's gotta go back and get a **** load of dimes!"

    Love Blazing Saddles :happy:
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    "Somebody's gotta go back and get a **** load of dimes!"

    Love Blazing Saddles :happy:
    I started to hear the word 'draw' in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, 'Reach for it, mister!' I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little *kitten* shot me in the *kitten*.
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