If you were going to be eaten

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  • Tjkramer95
    Tjkramer95 Posts: 36
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    As a sushi roll. Spicy Tom roll.
  • KimertRuns13_1
    KimertRuns13_1 Posts: 705
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    with buttercream frosting and sprinkles on top!! Like a cupcake!
  • akashastrega
    akashastrega Posts: 51
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    I have NO intention of being eaten by cannibals or zombies (it's the main reason I started with MFP)...

    but, assuming I was already dead...

    I would certainly hope they rubbed me with smoked salt, then stuffed me with crab meat, portabella and ****ake mushrooms, spinach, garlic, onions, shaved asiago and romano cheese and of course lots of crumbled BACON, then cooked me in loads of dill, basil, rosemary and fresh cream butter (not margarine), then a healthy topping of melted gruyere, sharp cheddar and smoked gouda cheese just before serving me up with a yummy rustic bread filled with garlic and sharp cheddar, and big serving of caprese salad...and a good Sirah or Gewürztraminer.

    EDIT...it blanked out sh!take mushrooms when I posted...TOO FUNNY!! Wonder if they would blank it out if I wrote craptake instead (let's see when I post this edit).
  • 46and2
    46and2 Posts: 167
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    Raw. Preferably sucked inside out. I can help point the way.. :-)
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    battered and fried then smothered in cream gravy with biscuits and a dr pepper
  • complete_tease
    complete_tease Posts: 214 Member
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    Raw with peanut butter
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
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    With a little whipped cream and chocolate covered strawberries.
  • fesse02
    fesse02 Posts: 88 Member
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    Raw! Sucked right off the bone like I was their last meal
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
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    roasted over a volcano.
  • Mad_Dog_Muscle
    Mad_Dog_Muscle Posts: 1,251 Member
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    So many good ideas here! I think I need a drink! :drinker:
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    rotisserie style. Just PLEASE make sure I'm dead first!
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    stroganoff, what else.
  • lwhitman4
    lwhitman4 Posts: 144 Member
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    I hope to be marinated in either wine or butter. Either would be fine, both would be amazing.
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
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    raw... with a cream sauce.
  • LaPistolaSexola
    LaPistolaSexola Posts: 243 Member
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    i have pictures...
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    NICE AND SLOW .. and I would prefer you use the same technique you would when eating a Ice Cream Cone!!!!!!!!
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    So many good ideas here! I think I need a drink! :drinker:

    First round is on me...LITERALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! body shot
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
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    Topped w/ crab meat and cheese like Chicken Chesapeake......
  • legmotor
    legmotor Posts: 197 Member
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    in a way that will get me banned from posts ;) haha

    and I'd reply in a way that wouldn't get me banned from posts. ; )
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    Topped w/ crab meat and cheese like Chicken Chesapeake......

    Everything taste like chicken !

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