You know your tired when....

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
edited October 4 in Chit-Chat
* you tell a client "thank you very much for getting back with me" and client has to say "ummmmm....you called me".


Awkward. :(



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  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    * you tell a client "thank you very much for getting back with me" and client has to say "ummmmm....you called me".


    Awkward. :(



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    When you are leaving a message for a female client and in mid-sentence think about your girlfriend. Then you end the call with

    OKAy i love you so much..then

    You remember again that its your customer..you try to play it off but hey the damage is done..

    YES IT HAPPENED TO ME!!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    haha, I have so done that kind of thing!

    my favorite tired story was from college, I was waitressing after being awake for 3 days to finish a project. I was reading the specials to a table (just reading, not thinking) and said, "Herb Roasted Chicken." Not that funny, right? But I said HERB, not ERB with the silent H. Still not that funny. BUT they were like 100 years old, I looked at them, started laughing hysterically and said, "I said HERB!" I started giggling again after that. They seriously gave me a 30% tip, I am surprised there wasn't a note saying "Get some help, weird crazy girl!"
  • NinjaMonkey201
    NinjaMonkey201 Posts: 123
    You try to start the car when it' already started.

    Put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge. I do this ALL the time.
  • scott1024
    scott1024 Posts: 279 Member
    Get in the shower with your underwear still on...
  • alyssa92982
    alyssa92982 Posts: 1,093 Member
    when you start closing your eyes and drinfting off and then suddenly start randomly talking about whatever your last thought was. even though nobody had said anything to you. yeah, totally did that the other night!!! i got the wierdest looks:) lol!
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    when you close your eyes and run your capped pen over the crease of your eyelids just to rub them a bit and then you realize the cap wasn't on...................I did this in highschool in class and drew to dark black lines in the creases of my lids with ball point black ink , also that end of the campus had no mirrors in the bathrooms.
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
    You accidentally switch languages in the middle of a sentence.
  • AngieM76
    AngieM76 Posts: 622 Member
    You try to start the car when it' already started.

    Put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge. I do this ALL the time.

    I have definitely tried to start my car when its already started.
  • sarahi2009
    sarahi2009 Posts: 285 Member
    when you are looking for your cell phone and are actually talking to your friend ON your cell phone!
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    .. when you tell your customer you need to see their droppings when you mean to say drawings. Yep.. that happened and I wanted to turn around and go home!
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    It takes you until 10:30 to realize the "new" shirt you haven't worn in 8 years is too big and leaving the top 2 buttons undone is showing off WAY too much cleavage. The PT got an eyeful at 7 am today and I was never the wiser!
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
    When you get angry because you can't find your glasses and you've been looking for them for 10 minutes... and then you realize they're already ON YOUR FACE.

    Two days ago, that was me.
  • cruise13
    cruise13 Posts: 8
    Walk to the other end of the house and forget why you were going there :)
  • Brandy3827
    Brandy3827 Posts: 42 Member
    You try to order a salad with no onions at your bank's drive-through window.
  • Lindz2323
    Lindz2323 Posts: 261 Member
    When you accidently kiss your female reflexology teacher on the cheek while giving her a hug thinking it's your aunt.... she reminded me so much of my aunt that it just happened.. lol I felt so awkward. She's a sweet older lady though and I don't think she took it as being weird.
  • DWilbanks
    DWilbanks Posts: 420 Member
    You answer your HOME phone.. "Hello Diane, distribution, may I help you?" :yawn: :ohwell:
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    you say messed up stuff like "good to hear a familiar voice" to a client.

    It's been a long day.
  • catherine4211
    catherine4211 Posts: 944 Member
    Making dinner plans with someone at lunch and leaving lunch and telling them "I'll see you tomorrow"..........totally forgetting about the dinner plans.
  • Lindz2323
    Lindz2323 Posts: 261 Member
    when you are looking for your cell phone and are actually talking to your friend ON your cell phone!

    I've done this more than once... lol
  • OSUalum
    OSUalum Posts: 449 Member
    Get in the shower with your underwear still on...

    Too funny!

    I've said " Hi Honey" to a client when they call. I get zoned out and go on auto-pilot.
  • dianaskin
    dianaskin Posts: 66
    Walk to the other end of the house and forget why you were going there :)

    No...that just means you're getting old! Happens to me ALL THE TIME! ha ha ha ha ha (jokes)
  • capriciousmoon
    capriciousmoon Posts: 1,263 Member
    Put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge. I do this ALL the time.

    I do things like this a lot. It's usually things like noticing I put something I meant to throw away in the sink and was about to throw out a fork or something though.
  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
    When you close and lock your office door and take a nap....:)
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 926 Member
    Get in the shower with your underwear still on...

    I have worn my glasses in the shower a few times
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    When you close and lock your office door and take a nap....:)
    I need an office.
  • brandalini
    brandalini Posts: 237 Member
    when you are looking for your cell phone and are actually talking to your friend ON your cell phone!

    I have SO done this!
  • brandalini
    brandalini Posts: 237 Member
    When you close and lock your office door and take a nap....:)

    I share an office, I don't think my coworker would be too happy about that one
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    Go to answer the phone at work and forget your OWN name...
  • starbucksbuzz
    starbucksbuzz Posts: 466 Member
    start leaving a voicemail and forget your phone number in the middle of it.... (work number, but still.)

    when you can't for the life of you figure out why the scheduling program won't let you put someone in November 24th... and then you ask your boss thinking something might be wrong with the schedule... and they remind you it's a national holiday. *ahem*
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    when you SPRAY YOUR HAIR WITH LYSOL INSTEAD OF HAIRSPRAY !!!!!!!!!!!!! uuugggh !~

    and yes I have put the milk in the cabinet and cereal in the fridge!
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