Little White Lies

iwantniceabs
iwantniceabs Posts: 357 Member
edited October 4 in Chit-Chat
I decided I'm going to be Little White Lies for Halloween this year - I'll wear a black t-shirt and write little white lies all over it in white fabric paint. I wasn't planning on doing anything, but I've been invited to a few parties and this is my half hearted way of dressing up :) I need help thinking of some good little white lies though....I like....

"No, that doesn't make your butt look big."

"I'll be there in 5 minutes."

"No officer, I didn't realize how fast I was going."

Anyone got any other good ones???
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  • CavewomanCoby
    CavewomanCoby Posts: 253 Member
    Size doesn't matter, don't worry it was fine!
  • jakejacobsen
    jakejacobsen Posts: 584 Member
    Every thing is going to be ok
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    If you stand on your head after you can't get pregnant.

    Just the tip, I promise.
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    It's not you, It's me....

    We can still be friends.....

    I'm sure that happens to alot of men....


    there... hope that gives you some extra material to work with!
  • stephwilkerson45
    stephwilkerson45 Posts: 9 Member
    "everybody does it"
    "this won't hurt a bit"
    "it's not you, it's me"
    "the check's in the mail"
  • light_shimmer
    light_shimmer Posts: 118 Member
    :)


    http://www.marcandangel.com/2007/10/04/the-15-most-common-white-lies-and-why/
  • monicamk1975
    monicamk1975 Posts: 298 Member
    One glass of wine with dinner officer...

    You're the first.....

    I hardly ever drink.....

    I never want to get married either.....

    Of course I still find you sexy.....
  • MissingMyOldSelf
    MissingMyOldSelf Posts: 689 Member
    I don't speak-a de English.
  • wickedcricket
    wickedcricket Posts: 1,246 Member
    "I'll call you" "I'll pay you back" "if it was any bigger, I couldn't take it" "it's delicious, I'm just not very hungry" "you're the best thing that ever happened to me" "I do"
    hahahahah this is fun
  • NineInchGirl
    NineInchGirl Posts: 169
    "I'm okay"

    "it's fine"
  • judykritikos
    judykritikos Posts: 161
    No, I'm not married. Honest.
    I'm only living with my parents temporarily
    One bite won't hurt
    Of course I love you - we're here, aren't we
    Your mom is always welcome here
  • dlei456
    dlei456 Posts: 201 Member
    I don't speak-a de English.

    Awesome.

    It's the thought that counts!
  • chelsifina
    chelsifina Posts: 346 Member
    What's one more cupcake gonna do?
    I'm 30.
    If I buy this on sale, then I'm SAVING money, right?
    I'm completely over my ex.
    My children bring me nothing but happiness.
    The check's in the mail.
  • nikki778
    nikki778 Posts: 148 Member
    What a great idea ( TRUTH) LOL


    How about :

    I'm fine,
    Nothings wrong silly
    Im just tired
    Of course I'm not mad
    Sure go have fun its ok
    I was just going to call you
    I lost service,
    My phone died

    He wasnt as good as you
    Shes not as pretty as you
    it wasnt me
    The fish was this big
    No officer I had no idea I was speeding
    No tonight I have a headache
  • MIMITIME
    MIMITIME Posts: 405 Member
    Cute ides - Lots of good ones here. I have used "the check's in the mail" myself. Ha Ha
  • MissingMyOldSelf
    MissingMyOldSelf Posts: 689 Member
    I don't speak-a de English.

    Awesome.

    It's the thought that counts!

    You've never heard some foreign visitors speak to their friends/family in their native tongue, and when someone asks them a valid question, like, "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?", they always come back with, "I don't speak English," with a perfect English pronunciation, and then turn to their friends/family, and smile?

    .....ooooooh, lies. :grumble:
  • MissingMyOldSelf
    MissingMyOldSelf Posts: 689 Member
    What about to quote "To Catch A Predator":

    "How old is so-and-so?"
    "She said she was 18."
    "Are you sure?"
    "yup"
    "I have the transcript right here...."
    "ooooooh..... well, maybe she was 13...."
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    "I got stuck in traffic"
    "It's just what I wanted!" (maybe with a little present after it)
    "100-calorie cheesecake" or any variant of "If it's ..... it's calorie-free"
    "Do it for the children"
    "I have to wash my hair"
    "I have a headache"
    "I love your cooking!" or "That meatloaf was great!"
    "Love your new haircut"
    "Have you lost weight?" (Tho I hope for us here that's not a lie!)
    The weight on your driver's license.
  • dlei456
    dlei456 Posts: 201 Member
    I don't speak-a de English.

    Awesome.

    It's the thought that counts!

    You've never heard some foreign visitors speak to their friends/family in their native tongue, and when someone asks them a valid question, like, "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?", they always come back with, "I don't speak English," with a perfect English pronunciation, and then turn to their friends/family, and smile?

    .....ooooooh, lies. :grumble:

    I think this is awesome because I have totally used it. Mainly to avoid annoying people or get out of trouble. :tongue:
  • branflake5
    branflake5 Posts: 332
    "what a cute baby" -- you know all babies are not cute lol
  • iwantniceabs
    iwantniceabs Posts: 357 Member
    Hahahaha, thanks guys, these are great! I'll put up a pic when I'm finished with it :)
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    " I never do this"
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    age ain't nothing but a number

    he hasn't called because he's busy

    good for you
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    :laugh:

    Love the costume idea, and the lies.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Don't worry. I'll pull out.
  • Being2befit
    Being2befit Posts: 127 Member
    Im so in luv with u .....
    Im not like other guys
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member

    Just the tip, I promise.


    OMG *LMGDAO*
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Hahahaha, thanks guys, these are great! I'll put up a pic when I'm finished with it :)

    Print them out and safety pin them to your shirt..... way easier than painting and you can get more on there...
  • nikki778
    nikki778 Posts: 148 Member
    I just said one that we all say


    IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN LOL
  • asyouseefit
    asyouseefit Posts: 1,265 Member
    Go ahead, I don't mind you eating the last piece.
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