I wish I had an elephant

stampede55
stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
to ride on. I would leave it's poop all over the street.
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  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    i want to ride a camel.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    It's important to specify the # of humps said camel must have in order to be ridden.
  • judith3
    judith3 Posts: 296 Member
    I wish i had a panda and a monkey ooo and a turtle and horse and pig and dog and a dolphin! but most of all i want a turtle eh screw it i want a farm but my mom will only let me have a fish :grumble:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    It's important to specify the # of humps said camel must have in order to be ridden.

    2 please!
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    Does your fish enjoy dressing up in costume?
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    It's important to specify the # of humps said camel must have in order to be ridden.

    2 please!
    Perfect....can you imagine riding a 1 hump camel :noway:
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    A large dog/wolf. Always wanted to ride a dog like a horse
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    in front or behind the hump.. or else, it'd hurt. :cry:
  • judith3
    judith3 Posts: 296 Member
    Does your fish enjoy dressing up in costume?

    He does not but he does enjoy eating like a pig so i guess that counts for something
  • judith3
    judith3 Posts: 296 Member
    Does your fish enjoy dressing up in costume?
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    Does your fish enjoy dressing up in costume?

    He does not but he does enjoy eating like a pig so i guess that counts for something
    That's sort of like having two animals.....I think.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    A large dog/wolf. Always wanted to ride a dog like a horse
    What if you dressed a horse up like a dog and rode it?
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    Why am I suddenly thinking only of dressing animals as other animals? That, and how to effectively ride a one hump camel....
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Oh I was thinking...

    I'd like to ride a big pig too.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    Oh I was thinking...

    I'd like to ride a big pig too.
    How big? It would probably smell like poo
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    i'm okay with the smell... for the ride! pretty big, not like a little pig. i'd break him! those scary ones at the zoo are cute! he'd wobble about while I try to hold on. i'm dead serious.

    i rode an elephant before. it was fun. oh and a dolphin as well. weeeee
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    Riding a dolphin would be awesome! If I rode a pig, I would use it's ears as handles. I rode an elephant once, it was fun but smelled of dung. If I had to choose....I would wear armor and ride a bear.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    what if he stood up?
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I want a giraffe. I would ride on his neck and use his ossicones to steer him. I would be awesome!
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    what if he stood up?
    ........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    I want a giraffe. I would ride on his neck and use his ossicones to steer him. I would be awesome!
    I just googled an ossicone....I learnt something today!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    what if he stood up?
    ........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*

    and climb a tree??? hello?! you'd be screwed.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I want a giraffe. I would ride on his neck and use his ossicones to steer him. I would be awesome!
    I just googled an ossicone....I learnt something today!

    google = learning fun for all
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    what if he stood up?
    ........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*

    and climb a tree??? hello?! you'd be screwed.
    Especially with armor on....what kind of idiot rides a bear pfffft!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    what if he stood up?
    ........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*

    and climb a tree??? hello?! you'd be screwed.
    Especially with armor on....what kind of idiot rides a bear pfffft!

    lots of clashing and crashing sounds, that armor would be doing!
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    i personally would rather have a monkey. i hear they throw their feces at people. that would be much more entertaining to watch.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    i personally would rather have a monkey. i hear they throw their feces at people. that would be much more entertaining to watch.
    Especially if you could train them to take out unsuspecting civilians. Drive-by pooing!
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    what if he stood up?
    ........I didn't think that far ahead.......*face plam*

    and climb a tree??? hello?! you'd be screwed.
    Especially with armor on....what kind of idiot rides a bear pfffft!

    lots of clashing and crashing sounds, that armor would be doing!
    Ha! This mental picture amuses me!
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865 Member
    I want to have a pet lion, so I can wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his mane...
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    I want to have a pet lion, so I can wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his mane...
    ....and then he eats your face off!!! Having a pet lion would be pretty sweet. You'd have to be his lioness or else he'd sit in the back yard and starve to death.
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