I wish I had an elephant
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I have 12 rats, 2 mice, a dog, a cat, a rabbit, 2 cockatiels, 2 parakeets, and 5 fish. But, then, I own a pet store.0
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....and then he eats your face off!!! Having a pet lion would be pretty sweet. You'd have to be his lioness or else he'd sit in the back yard and starve to death.I want to have a pet lion, so I can wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his mane...
Meh. There's always neighborhood children.0 -
My uncle has a sugar glider....any of those in your shop?I have 12 rats, 2 mice, a dog, a cat, a rabbit, 2 cockatiels, 2 parakeets, and 5 fish. But, then, I own a pet store.0 -
My uncle has a sugar glider....any of those in your shop?I have 12 rats, 2 mice, a dog, a cat, a rabbit, 2 cockatiels, 2 parakeets, and 5 fish. But, then, I own a pet store.
Not currently. But I could get one.... or ten.0 -
Correct! You could put up a sign that says " Please Skip Through Grass....Quickly, Like A Gazelle"
....and then he eats your face off!!! Having a pet lion would be pretty sweet. You'd have to be his lioness or else he'd sit in the back yard and starve to death.I want to have a pet lion, so I can wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his mane...
Meh. There's always neighborhood children.0 -
One of the weirdest pets I have ever seen. I would like to have one so I could stand on my roof and launch it.
My uncle has a sugar glider....any of those in your shop?I have 12 rats, 2 mice, a dog, a cat, a rabbit, 2 cockatiels, 2 parakeets, and 5 fish. But, then, I own a pet store.
Not currently. But I could get one.... or ten.0 -
Correct! You could put up a sign that says " Please Skip Through Grass....Quickly, Like A Gazelle"
....and then he eats your face off!!! Having a pet lion would be pretty sweet. You'd have to be his lioness or else he'd sit in the back yard and starve to death.I want to have a pet lion, so I can wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his mane...
Meh. There's always neighborhood children.
And when their parents complain, I'll just send them out back to talk to the lion!0 -
If i was your neighbor, I'd EAT the lion before he ATE me.0
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I would love to see some eat a lion....not that I want to see it die, just because it would be epic!0
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like raw. that'd be pretty barbaric and hot!!
I wouldn't want him to die either though. :brokenheart:0 -
If i was your neighbor, I'd EAT the lion before he ATE me.
Oh no, the lion will be trained to only eat annoying people, like the person in charge of the homeowner's association.0 -
Would you skin him first?
It would be really sad to see my beautiful lion die :sad: :brokenheart:0 -
What if the lion had rabies and the only way to ease its pain would be to eat it raw like a savage? Then it's justified.0
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Would you skin him first?
It would be really sad to see my beautiful lion die :sad: :brokenheart:
no i'd eat his fur too.0 -
What if the lion had rabies and the only way to ease its pain would be to eat it raw like a savage? Then it's justified.
THANK YOU .. clears my conscious.0 -
But then you'd get rabies from eating him, so what would happen then?0
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guess somebody has to eat me?? :sad:
nah, i'm immune to rabies because well when i rode the camel he spit on me and his spit has lion-rabies-immunity-particles in it. :noway:0 -
But then you'd get rabies from eating him, so what would happen then?
First the bear riding....now eating a lion with rabies.....my world is imploding!0 -
There it is! Ha!guess somebody has to eat me?? :sad:
nah, i'm immune to rabies because well when i rode the camel he spit on me and his spit has lion-rabies-immunity-particles in it. :noway:0 -
I knew I should have sent the lion after that camel...0
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I'm actually feeling really sad right now about the fate of my non-existent lion
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You can have my bear. Stupid thing is useless.0
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i want to ride a camel.It's important to specify the # of humps said camel must have in order to be ridden.
And the number of toes0 -
Can I wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his fur?
The bear, that is...0 -
Don't you lock my thread with your sexy time innuendo!i want to ride a camel.It's important to specify the # of humps said camel must have in order to be ridden.
And the number of toes0 -
Can I wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his fur?
The bear, that is...
oh god here we go again!!! this is what got you and your stupid damn lion in trouble in the first place.0 -
i want to ride a camel.It's important to specify the # of humps said camel must have in order to be ridden.
And the number of toes
I don't get it...0 -
Sure, just don't try to ride him....we've decided that is a bad idea.Can I wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his fur?
The bear, that is...0 -
Can I wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his fur?
The bear, that is...
oh god here we go again!!! this is what got you and your stupid damn lion in trouble in the first place.
It was the only reason I wanted a lion in the first place!! I think you gave him rabies so you could eat him
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Sure, just don't try to ride him....we've decided that is a bad idea.Can I wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his fur?
The bear, that is...
Sigh...I think I can restrain myself...0
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