I wish I had an elephant

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  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865 Member
    I want to have a pet lion, so I can wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his mane...

    Horray! Lions are the best animal. I read an article on ehow about how to care for your pet lion (fyi, lions are not disposable pets) so I think I'm ready for one and have my fingers crosses that one shows up for Christmas.

    I hate this woman with jealousy.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCG-RO4vu2E&feature=fvst
    Are you seriously getting a lion....if so, wowza!

    I suppose being on the internet, you never know somebodies cirmstances, but alas, the closest I'll actually get to getting a lion is if I go bat**** crazy and imagine that I have one. *fingers crossed* I was just excited to see other lion lovers, though how can you not want to bury your face in their fur!

    She gets it, you know?
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    It's not working... let me try again.

    barbarian_chick.jpg
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    I have a lion tatoo'd on my chest, true story. This is like fate or something....
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    That pic is awesome!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Look, i buried my face in my cat once (who looks like a lion) and my eyes got really big and swollen.. meanwhile I also had hives all over and was itchy. So count me out for diving into lion's fur.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Must have smileys.....
    You killed a monkey with heavy metal hair, now that is impressive!

    call me barbarian.
    Barbarian you are dubbed. I will not call you Barb...that's my mother in law and she makes my puke in my mouth.

    okay well give me a name chief.

    ETA: so i'm Barbarian but not Barb.. or I can't be either. Throughout this whole thread, this is the 1st time I'm confused.
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865 Member
    How did you get a picture of me?
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    That pic is awesome!

    I think it's a fake. If it isn't, homicide may want a quick word
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    I like Barbarian!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    That pic is awesome!

    I think it's a fake. If it isn't, homicide may want a quick word

    No it's not! I just took it on my iphone in the bathroom!
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    Now I'm confused.....
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865 Member
    On that note...I'm off for the weekend!!!! :drinker:

    p.s. I also have a lion tattoo. This is definitely fate...
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    On that note...I'm off for the weekend!!!! :drinker:

    p.s. I also have a lion tattoo. This is definitely fate...
    See ya! Get wasted!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    On that note...I'm off for the weekend!!!! :drinker:

    p.s. I also have a lion tattoo. This is definitely fate...

    ..and I have a 'Confused.com' tattoo on my *kitten* - spooky
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    thought it was 3 some but i see it's a 4 some..

    i don't have a lion tattoo. i have a butterfly! close enough??

    ETA: scratch that.. she's gone. :cry:
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    You have to go out and get a lion tattoo immediately!
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    :o Also has a lion tattoo! Well... it is Simba, but he is a lion so that still counts.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    We need to find a name for our Barbarian...........
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    yup, i've been here just waiting and waiting to be named.


    Add that to the rules! Must have lion tattoo!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Hyenas don't think Lions are pretty:

    "Lions are so pushy"

    "-and hairy"

    "and stinky"

    "and man are they... UUUUGGGGGLLLLYYYY!!!!! "

    'The Lion King' so it must be true
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    We need to find a name for our Barbarian...........

    Brian ?
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    Ok.....
    You can't ride a bear with armor on, it's stupid.
    You can eat a lion with rabies raw, but only if you have been spit on by a one hump camel with a foot fetish.
    Burying your face in fur is perfectly acceptable.
    Never let an elephant ride you.
    Must have lion tattoo.
    Killing Monkeys with heavy metal hair is impressive.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    We need to find a name for our Barbarian...........

    Brian ?

    WTF
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    Brian! Ha!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Ok.....
    You can't ride a bear with armor on, it's stupid.
    You can eat a lion with rabies raw, but only if you have been spit on by a one hump camel with a foot fetish.
    Burying your face in fur is perfectly acceptable.
    Never let an elephant ride you.
    Must have lion tattoo.
    Killing Monkeys with heavy metal hair is impressive.

    add not only stupid but LOUD to the riding a bear with armor.
    and
    burying your face in fur (shudder) is fine IF and ONLY you're not allergic like I am.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Brian! Ha!

    I don't get it.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    LOL....alright I have to take a break. I have to get some work done in the next hour. I'll be back. I'll keep thinking about a name.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    ironic..

    your "break" = work
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    I know....that says something. Stop typing....I'm really really busy!!! :tongue:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    men are so easy!
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