What's the weirdest dream that you've ever had?

jr1985
jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
I'm sure that this isn't the weirdest, But last night I dreamed that My Grandma showed up to church Butt Naked because she thought it would be more comfortable.

I generally have super powers and have to save the world from destruction in my dreams though. lol

My favorite ex-boss said that she had a dream that I tried to jump across the grand canyon, missed, and she had to rush to give me CPR.

What are some of your interesting dreams?

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  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    i had a dream it was raining killer whales...by far the wierdest that i can remember...
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    This is my current status: " I had a dream last night that Jeff Goldblum was a geologist and he came to my house and we talked about kittens."
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    Probably not appropriate to share xD

    ...and im sure im not the only one lol
  • ManicMelody
    ManicMelody Posts: 85
    I had a dream that it was a custom in my culture to eat one's parents when one came of age. I turned 16 and had to kill them. I didn't want them to taste like humans, so I filled them full of skittles in order to cover the taste.
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    i also had a dream that tom cruise and his scientologists showed up to my doorstep and kidnapped me to make me convert.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    oh my goodness. i just had the weirdest nastiest dream on saturday night.

    it included me barefoot, a gas station bathroom, a black dog and poop. DISGUSTING. I woke up gagging. Even right now, I get nauseated thinking about it.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    LOL...Did you see granny panties? Last night after watching Desperate Housewives, I had a dream of a dead body with no extremities.
  • twistofcain
    twistofcain Posts: 190
    Mine usually involve murder, and me owning the tamest Burmese/Anaconda hybrid known to man. And what causes these is having sugar before bed...rots some people's teeth, makes me have ****ed up dreams. So, in essence, I am like a Gremlin.
  • amandavictoria80
    amandavictoria80 Posts: 734 Member
    I had a dream that it was a custom in my culture to eat one's parents when one came of age. I turned 16 and had to kill them. I didn't want them to taste like humans, so I filled them full of skittles in order to cover the taste.

    That's hilarious!!! LOL :D
  • PeytonLT
    PeytonLT Posts: 20
    I don't have weird dreams... I have scary, vivid, all-too-real dreams. I talk to a lot of dead people and usually dream about people dying. I would love to have a weird dream... or a happy dream. Maybe then I could feel like I actually got sleep. :/
  • purplebabe2025
    purplebabe2025 Posts: 383 Member
    Meercats. I have no idea.
    It's supposed to mean I'm being protected. I have no idea!
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    I've had weirder, but recently, I dreamt that I was getting ready for a shower. I took off two pairs of basketball shorts, two pairs of short shorts, then every time I took off a pair of underwear there was another pair underneath. They were different styles and colors. I just kept peeling them off. Then, someone distracted me through the bathroom door, I answered them and when I looked back down, EVERYTHING was back on and I had to start over.
  • amandavictoria80
    amandavictoria80 Posts: 734 Member
    I have really messed up dreams every night. Sometimes pretty freaky.
    It seems my dreams love to get all the things I fear most involved. I at terrified of heights and dream a lot that I'm stuck on the roof of a building near falling off. Or my kids are. I hate it!
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
    I had a dream that lasted a few weeks where I was in this hospital type place. My bed was by the desk of the leader...
    everyday we would drink a little bit more of this liquid that made us tired. We would then go on these small field trips such as to the grocery store. We wore all white. I knew one day I would not wake up because the medicine was meant to kill me, but I felt peaceful and content. I woke up feeling the most rested I ever felt in my life!

    I also had a dream more recently where my ex boyfriend murdered me, and as a ghost I met this man who made me an offer to restart my life, but in another persons body. I was "reincarnated" as a girl who owned a supermarket in a once-ghetto town in Texas. I was pretty stoked about how things turned out, and I was good looking haha. But then the guy I made a deal with tried killing me (he was using me to kill this girl). Luckily I won and was really happy with my life. I felt my future was very bright.

    I remember my dreams pretty much everynight, and they are all pretty weird though and often last more than a day...
  • Tegan74
    Tegan74 Posts: 202
    I have dreamed that I was standing outside a mall and there were people trapped in the heating/cooling ducts. There were demands made, and if they werent met then the people in the ducts would be burned to death with the heating system.

    If I dream I'm naked, then nobody notices til I go to get dressed, then I get funny looks.

    I dreamed I was trapped in a water bed mattress and I had to go to the hole where you put water in to breath. My mother refused to cut the mattress, and said I got myself in there I could get myself out.
  • Banrion
    Banrion Posts: 157 Member
    I pulled an all-nighter to finish my paper on John Adams for my foundations of the American Republic, I had about 10 cups of coffee. When I finally went to sleep, I dreamed I was married to John Adams, had an affair with Thomas Jefferson and shot Alexander Hamilton.......I think it was a history overload!
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    I dreamt for years that I was chased by a Tbone steak.

    Literally...I was running (yet getting nowhere) and a slab of meat was slinking up behind me. Thankfully I never got caught....
  • Tegan74
    Tegan74 Posts: 202
    I dreamt for years that I was chased by a Tbone steak.

    The dreamt for years part reminded me ~ I used to dream my SO and I had a child, the age always varied from newborn to around 3yrs old, and he LOST THE KID ~ We'd be at home watching tv, or going somewhere in the car, and all of a sudden I'd say 'wheres the baby?!?' and he'd shrug and go oh I forget to pick him/her up (male/female also changed from dream to dream) or something along those lines. Wellll yeah I'd get upset. He'd be all 'whats the big deal? we can always go get him/her tomorrow geeze'

    I had that dream for YEARS, at least once a week. To the point that it got to be a joke, I'd wake up an go 'you lost another baby last night' an we'd laff. I FINALLY dreamed that he found them all. At one time. I walked in the front door of a house I've never seen and when I say there were kids every where, I do mean EVERYWHERE. Hanging off the curtains, hanging off the stair rail, all over the floors and sofa ~ never seen so many kids in my LIFE anywhere. He walked in the door way across the room from me an goes "I found them" beaming like he was quite proud of himself. After that I have never dreamed he lost another kid.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    I've ALWAYS had odd dreams.

    But the oddest...
    Was when I was about 10.

    My current stuffed"easter bunny" was trying to kill me, so I wouldn't wake up to get my new easter basket.
    With my new easter bunny.
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    when i was in college i had a dream that the transportation system for our campus was a bunch of big colorful kites that ran on rails made of rope. you would sit on them and they would carry you all over campus. it was a beautiful sight.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    I always manage to have weird dreams, but the two weirdest ones that I can fully remember were:

    1. I was being chased (and was literally running across the ocean) by some girl who wanted some object I'd been holding in my hand. I ran into a local McDonalds, but next door to it was a C.I.A. building full of shady looking fellas. Some parts of this dream are hard to explain, but there was one part where a couple sitting at a booth at Mcdonalds wanted their toddler son, who was seated in a high-chair, to eat his fries. The next scene, the toddler was standing on the floor and both his parents were instead in the high-chair with their legs sticking out and still begging him to eat. At the end of my dream, it turns out that the item I'd been carrying was a squid, who then spoke to me and said, 'Fly! Let me be free'.. and in some weird.. running scene, I ran along the beach with a squid in hand and recording tape spilling from it as its innards.

    2. The world was under attack by those ugly martians from the movie 'Mars Attacks!', and for some reason Earth thought it better to team up our soldiers along with aliens from the 'Predators' movie. Things got really weird when in the very end, the ground split and all the trees began swaying from side to side with onions.
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    I'm sure that this isn't the weirdest, But last night I dreamed that My Grandma showed up to church Butt Naked because she thought it would be more comfortable.

    I generally have super powers and have to save the world from destruction in my dreams though. lol

    My favorite ex-boss said that she had a dream that I tried to jump across the grand canyon, missed, and she had to rush to give me CPR.

    What are some of your interesting dreams?

    UMMM that's not the weirdest? LMAO!

    I had a dream a long time ago that I fell in slow motion from outer space passing up these huge 1000 story structures. I landed safely on my feet in a childhood neighborhood. I went across the street ...and bought a lottery ticket.
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    I weirdest dream was about my cat Guinness.
    I dreamed he came up on the foot of the bed, walked to the head, up the wall, across the ceiling. He completed the circuit back at the foot of my bed and clearly said, "That should take care of that". He never explained what that meant.
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    I guess it would be the one where my family and I were hiding in a barn because the town we were in was overrun by zombies. Wharf (from Star Trek TNG) came to save us. He did this by throwing a propane tank into a volcano, which caused it to explode, changing the landscape of the whole world and wiping out all the zombies. I went to give him a thank you hug and he pushed me over. Which sucked because I was a ninja turtle. So I was on my back waving my arms and legs because I couldn't get up and i was yelling "Hey! You can't do that to a turtle!"

    Edited to add: A few days later my husband and I went to the mall. In the food court, there were 4 guys dressed up as ninja turtles. I turned to my husband and said, "Please tell me you're seeing this too."
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    I just thought of a recurring dream I used to have as a child.
    I would dream I was walking home across a local park and as I walked I started to lean forward. After I while I was parallel to the ground and picking up speed, until suddenly I would turn skyward and soar upward. I loved that dream and had it often.
  • Froggy1976
    Froggy1976 Posts: 472
    I have had the same dream several times. I am trying to dial a phone number and can't quite manage to get it right. I know the number but can't make my fingers hit the right buttons.
  • CharityEaton
    CharityEaton Posts: 499 Member
    Mine usually involve murder, and me owning the tamest Burmese/Anaconda hybrid known to man. And what causes these is having sugar before bed...rots some people's teeth, makes me have ****ed up dreams. So, in essence, I am like a Gremlin.

    totally agree, it is the sugar before bed that give me the craziest dreams...they range from all kinds of craziness. Dead people, me beating people up (I am sooo not a fighter), and of course the crazy sexcapade dreams...those are usually pretty interesting!
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