Parasites

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  • netchik
    netchik Posts: 587 Member
    Maria Callas was reported to have contracted tapeworm from sushi and lost loads of weight. Apparently she swore by the method and repeated it any time she felt a bit porky. Eeeeeewwwwwwww but by god she could sing!
  • barwood
    barwood Posts: 48 Member
    I heard of someone doing it and they died. I think this program is the best way to go and more healthy.Just saying.
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    I wouldn't want to do anything that would make me scoot my bum across the carpet.

    hemm that is usually cause by overly full anal glands, you don't have any
  • Niveous
    Niveous Posts: 294 Member
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    They're cute. Everyone should have one.
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
    I wouldn't want to do anything that would make me scoot my bum across the carpet.
    lmao!
  • brit49
    brit49 Posts: 461 Member
    I adopted a puppy that had worms once and trust me....after seeing live, white worms inching their way own of his a$#hole and falling to the ground (about 5 at a time) you would NEVER even want to think about such a thing in your own body.




    This happen to me when I adopted a puppy once, agree the worse thing to see.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Hahaha! My mom told me that when HER mother was young, they had a "weight loss pill" they could take. You take the green pill to start the weight loss & take the red pill when you reached the weight you wanted. The green pill was a tape worm. The red pill killed it.

    Disgusting!!
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  • bens_mommy
    bens_mommy Posts: 219
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    They're cute. Everyone should have one.

    -SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB-

    :sad:

    I HATE this. Hahaha.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    The last couple of times I intentionally put extra parasites in my body, I actually gained 37 lbs. 9 months later I lost like 10 in one day though. LOL
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    The last time I rid myself of a parasite I lost like 160lbs. Does divorce count??
























    j/k I never got divorced and am happily married.
  • poisongirl6485
    poisongirl6485 Posts: 1,487 Member
    I wouldn't want to do anything that would make me scoot my bum across the carpet.

    hemm that is usually cause by overly full anal glands, you don't have any

    Uh, it's also caused when a dog has worms hanging out of its butt.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    This topic is really great for killing the muchies. You guys are saving me like a couple hundred calories right now. LMAO
  • nixickle
    nixickle Posts: 229 Member
    Thank you, this post has just stopped me feeling hungry!!
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
    Free fishing bait. Nothing like a big white flat home made tapeworm to catch your fish limit. lol ok that was gross!!
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    Hahaha! My mom told me that when HER mother was young, they had a "weight loss pill" they could take. You take the green pill to start the weight loss & take the red pill when you reached the weight you wanted. The green pill was a tape worm. The red pill killed it.

    Disgusting!!

    Yes heard this on television just this week, it is now illegal to sell these pills, the green pill contained a tapeworm egg, and as you rightly say, the red pill killed it. And to all of you thinking that a tapeworm is like the worms that humans and dogs get, the little thread worms that look like white threads and come out of your bum, that is NOT what a tapeworm is, a tapeworm can grow to up to 40 FEET long, and you can catch them from eating badly and unhygienicaly prepared pork, beef or fish.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    Free fishing bait. Nothing like a big white flat home made tapeworm to catch your fish limit. lol ok that was gross!!

    That's actually a great idea - plus the fish is great protein and you can burn calories casting the rod. This isn't just a quick fix, it's a lifestyle change. LMAO
  • AshleyAmmerman
    AshleyAmmerman Posts: 40
    lol
  • hottottie11
    hottottie11 Posts: 907 Member
    Did anyone else see the "Parasite Cleanse" Google Ad when they clicked on this post LOL
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I've been using the tapeworm protocol for 5 weeks now, and have dropped 33 pounds.
    Where did you get the worms?
    Guatemala
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    Did anyone else see the "Parasite Cleanse" Google Ad when they clicked on this post LOL

    Yeah the ads are tailored to key words from the posts. It's pretty funny if you start paying attention in various topics. I'm also seeing adverts for Dog Worm Prevention and Slim Fast. Great combo. LOL
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I've been using the tapeworm protocol for 5 weeks now, and have dropped 33 pounds.
    That is truly disgusting. I hope you're joking.
    No need to be snarky and judgmental.
  • poisongirl6485
    poisongirl6485 Posts: 1,487 Member
    I've been using the tapeworm protocol for 5 weeks now, and have dropped 33 pounds.
    That is truly disgusting. I hope you're joking.
    No need to be snarky and judgmental.

    Uhhh, okay dude. You're putting a freaking WORM inside your body to lose weight. It is eating all of the nutrients that your body should be absorbing. It is not healthy. Yuck.

    I believe the word is desperation.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    A banner for "Dr Flora's Parasite Cleanse" is on my sidebar now. A cute little hookworm is smiling at me! :sad:
  • poisongirl6485
    poisongirl6485 Posts: 1,487 Member
    A banner for "Dr Flora's Parasite Cleanse" is on my sidebar now. A cute little hookworm is smiling at me! :sad:

    mine is just an ad for a gym, thank god! i don't know if i could handle a nasty worm staring me inthe face!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I've been using the tapeworm protocol for 5 weeks now, and have dropped 33 pounds.
    That is truly disgusting. I hope you're joking.
    No need to be snarky and judgmental.
    Uhhh, okay dude. You're putting a freaking WORM inside your body to lose weight. It is eating all of the nutrients that your body should be absorbing. It is not healthy. Yuck.

    I believe the word is desperation.
    To each his own. Checked with the doc, and I'm healthy as a horse.
  • poisongirl6485
    poisongirl6485 Posts: 1,487 Member
    I've been using the tapeworm protocol for 5 weeks now, and have dropped 33 pounds.
    That is truly disgusting. I hope you're joking.
    No need to be snarky and judgmental.
    Uhhh, okay dude. You're putting a freaking WORM inside your body to lose weight. It is eating all of the nutrients that your body should be absorbing. It is not healthy. Yuck.

    I believe the word is desperation.
    To each his own. Checked with the doc, and I'm healthy as a horse.

    Your doctor condones the use of a worm you obtained from Guatemala for weight loss????
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    I've been using the tapeworm protocol for 5 weeks now, and have dropped 33 pounds.
    That is truly disgusting. I hope you're joking.
    No need to be snarky and judgmental.
    Uhhh, okay dude. You're putting a freaking WORM inside your body to lose weight. It is eating all of the nutrients that your body should be absorbing. It is not healthy. Yuck.

    I believe the word is desperation.
    To each his own. Checked with the doc, and I'm healthy as a horse.

    Healthy as a regular horse, or healthy as a horse with worms? LOL No disrespect, just couldn't resist. :-) Whether this is just a joke or your dr. is cool with it (b/c I really can't tell), it's your thing, nobody else's. ;)
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I've been using the tapeworm protocol for 5 weeks now, and have dropped 33 pounds.
    That is truly disgusting. I hope you're joking.
    No need to be snarky and judgmental.
    Uhhh, okay dude. You're putting a freaking WORM inside your body to lose weight. It is eating all of the nutrients that your body should be absorbing. It is not healthy. Yuck.

    I believe the word is desperation.
    To each his own. Checked with the doc, and I'm healthy as a horse.
    Your doctor condones the use of a worm you obtained from Guatemala for weight loss????
    He checked me out, did blood work, and I'm fine. Do you know how many are walking around with parasites, and have no idea?
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    I wonder if Trolling counts as a parasite.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I wonder if Trolling counts as a parasite.
    Don't know, but being a sponge might.

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