What strange thing does your SO do?

CapeCodLover
CapeCodLover Posts: 23 Member
edited October 4 in Chit-Chat
My boyfriend SCRUBS his eyes in the shower every day! He swears that his eyes are like skin and need to be scrubbed with a washcloth and soap to get them clean. It looks like he cries red tears afterwards! As much as I've showed him that there is no evidence that your eyes need to be cleaned to that extreme he continues to do it.

What weird thing does your significant other do?
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  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    blows snot rockets in the shower and he thinks I can't hear him.
  • darbym7
    darbym7 Posts: 61
    My boyfriend showers up to nine times a day. its crazy. he also showers in cold water. he hates taking hot showers. He's a weirdo
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    he sings Britney Spears in the shower lol and he's a hot manly man so just imagine.. with an accent no less. bwhahahaha
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    My husband is a theologian and philosopher, so he reads tons of books. Before he closes a book, he holds the book up to his nose and flips the pages so he can smell it. He loves the smell of old books.
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    My wife says she loves me. I find that pretty strange in and of itself!
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    Mine reads technical/owners manuals for fun. You know, like the owner manual for the phone or the vaccuum.
  • CapeCodLover
    CapeCodLover Posts: 23 Member
    My husband is a theologian and philosopher, so he reads tons of books. Before he closes a book, he holds the book up to his nose and flips the pages so he can smell it. He loves the smell of old books.

    I love the smell of old books (especially from an old book store or library)! That's one reason I hate using my Kindle!
  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 616 Member
    walks over, sits on me farts on me...while not strange, sure does annoy the ever lovin' *kitten* out of me.

    come to think of it, my daughter does the same thing to me...*face palm*
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    This is strange to me, but my fiance cleans like my mother does. Laundry, dishes, dusting, vaccuming you name it. Before anyone comes to stay we have to have everything just so. He even folds the TP into that nice little triangle like the hotels do.............................it's weird.....but I'm not complaining
  • brooklynsfinestballerina
    brooklynsfinestballerina Posts: 136
    My boyfriend thinks farting and poop are so funny. I don't get it. Him and his friends laugh about that stuff all the time. Maybe it's cuz I'm a girl but I just roll my eyes..
  • fitjunk
    fitjunk Posts: 160 Member
    Hot boxes me under the covers! :sick:
  • PBJunky
    PBJunky Posts: 737 Member
    blows snot rockets in the shower and he thinks I can't hear him.

    Hilarious!!!
  • smelius22
    smelius22 Posts: 334 Member
    mine peels his toenails off in bed and drops the nail on the floor.. if i dont vacuum regularly, the pile gets pretty big. its disgusting.
  • heart_explodes
    heart_explodes Posts: 48 Member
    blows snot rockets in the shower and he thinks I can't hear him.

    Hahaha mine does this as well!
    He also picks boogers out and tries to show me.

    Yeah, the romance is gone :P haha
  • p0stdramatic
    p0stdramatic Posts: 372
    My husband doesn't really do anything, but your post reminded me of when my 14 year old daughter borrowed my mascara without my permission while we were gone, and tried to take it off before we got home so I wouldn't know. It was waterproof and she didn't know that. She scrubbed her eyes so hard she LITERALLY gave herself two black eyes. I've never seen anything like it in my life. I freaked out when we got home because I couldn't imagine what had happened to her. She said "I was playing with your mascara and there is something wrong with it, it wouldn't come off!" Took over a week for them to heal.
  • Katzilla82
    Katzilla82 Posts: 80
    Starts farting as soon as I lay in bed to relax at the end of the day and it smells terrible!
  • CapeCodLover
    CapeCodLover Posts: 23 Member
    This is strange to me, but my fiance cleans like my mother does. Laundry, dishes, dusting, vaccuming you name it. Before anyone comes to stay we have to have everything just so. He even folds the TP into that nice little triangle like the hotels do.............................it's weird.....but I'm not complaining

    My boyfriend cleans like a woman too! I don't complain but it makes me feel like a bad cleaner!!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Mine voluntarily read "Salt: A World History." Just in case you were wondering, that is an actual history book... about salt. It wasn't an assignment and has absolutely nothing to do with his job or hobbies or anything like that, but he chose to read it anyway... strange.

    He wears a beanie to sleep in during the winter because he doesn't like his head to get cold at night. He's not bald - he has a full head of hair - so I'm not sure why his head would get cold anyway, but oh well.
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    blows snot rockets in the shower and he thinks I can't hear him.

    I just vomited a little.
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    My wife always tries to cover up a sneeze. When she does ,its so quiet its like a mouse farting. I kid her evertime she does it.
  • Katzilla82
    Katzilla82 Posts: 80
    mine peels his toenails off in bed and drops the nail on the floor.. if i dont vacuum regularly, the pile gets pretty big. its disgusting.
    omg!!!
  • Marig0ld
    Marig0ld Posts: 671 Member
    Dammit...my SO has an account here so I can't say! He hasn't logged in for over a month, but if I reply to this thread TODAY would be the day he logs in again, of course! :grumble:

    *cough*HeRunsInHisSleepEspeciallyAfterTakingNyquil*cough*cough* If you are reading this, I love you ameinecke!! :flowerforyou:
  • CapeCodLover
    CapeCodLover Posts: 23 Member
    mine peels his toenails off in bed and drops the nail on the floor.. if i dont vacuum regularly, the pile gets pretty big. its disgusting.

    My BF has that same pile next to his bed .... I hear them getting sucked up by the vacuum when I clean!!
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    My husband is a theologian and philosopher, so he reads tons of books. Before he closes a book, he holds the book up to his nose and flips the pages so he can smell it. He loves the smell of old books.

    I love the smell of old books (especially from an old book store or library)! That's one reason I hate using my Kindle!

    He refuses to use a Kindle or Nook! He has a library of about 5,000 books. Some super old. He has to smell every, single book before closing it!
  • Katzilla82
    Katzilla82 Posts: 80
    Starts farting as soon as I lay in bed to relax at the end of the day and it smells terrible!
    Oh yeah he fans it in my face!
  • bluestarlight19
    bluestarlight19 Posts: 419 Member
    Mine likes to collect transformers toys. He thinks they will be collectors items 20 years from now and will be able to sell them for a profit.
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    Whilst sleeping, he likes to clothes-line my breasticles on occasion. It hurts. He claims he doesn't know what he's done because he's fast asleep -- I think he's a goddamn liar.
  • PBJunky
    PBJunky Posts: 737 Member
    This has to be the best thread I have seen while being on MFP, some of this stuff is beyond gross.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Loves me.

    I'm a weirdo. lol


    honestly, it's the strangest thing I can think of.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    yoga :laugh:
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