I didn't die.

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  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    Great. What am I supposed to do with my "Guns don't kill people, Hot Dogs do" T-Shirt now?
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
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    Karma will come...................and make you eat a salad. Then you'll regret it.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Hot dogs are almost vegetarian.....it<s made of part the animals dont really need anyway
  • erinkeely4
    erinkeely4 Posts: 408 Member
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    I ate 754 calories worth of candy on Halloween.... and I survived. Just barely.
  • jasmineheaven
    jasmineheaven Posts: 189
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    Why would you risk possibly losing your life?
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Studies show that 100% of people who eat hotdogs, die.
    Lol!!
    100% of People who eat healthy die as well :laugh:

    But, presumably at a slower rate and leave a better looking corpse - and who doesn't want to look their best dead?

    A closed casket funeral allows you to really trash yourself before you sign off. Just make sure you're drinking 64 oz of water a day or your kidneys will implode and you'll shrivel up like fruit leather.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Great. What am I supposed to do with my "Guns don't kill people, Hot Dogs do" T-Shirt now?

    Keep it, frame it. Now its vintage art.
  • k2d4p
    k2d4p Posts: 441 Member
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    It takes 3 days to kill you.
    No -- I think it's seven days.

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    Now I will have nightmares again from this dang movie. Thanks.:angry:
  • ProudDaddy
    ProudDaddy Posts: 80 Member
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    As long as 1 hot dog doesnt lead to another..and another...It wont kill you:smile:

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