What I want from my woman

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  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    For those that don`t know...Max is being Max,I have met him in person and he is a good guy,just likes to push buttons for some reason.
    It will tick him off that I say this which is cool because I like to irritate him.

    Carry on. :drinker:
    Got lots of people on here who like to do that.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    There are a lot of people who apparently don't believe in doing small things to make their partner's life easier. My husband needs help waking up in the morning because he's an insomniac, and I get up early anyway. So why not help him? And why is having children or teaching them some core beliefs so laughable? One of my favorite things is hearing my 3 year old boy praying, especially when he decided we needed to pray for his little friend who has a brain tumor. He is naturally so compassionate and tenderhearted, I sincerely hope this cynical world doesn't steal that from him.
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
    Wow that's some arrogant ****e right there.

    I've taught my children to pray, no one else. A man takes the spiritual lead in his house. Period.

    I don't have dogs (or pets). No offense against pets, I have kids and that's enough for me. Pets restrict my lifestyle too much, with limited benefit. I'm happy without the one dimensional interaction with a critter.

    And I have an alarm. I would never expect a woman to provide me with some prefunctory service as to be my wake up alarm. That's just demeaning.

    What I want:

    A loyal friend and lover.
    An equal.
    Someone who will follow my example and put their best friend and lover ahead of themselves and their own needs.
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    Wow that's some arrogant ****e right there.

    I've taught my children to pray, no one else. A man takes the spiritual lead in his house. Period.

    I don't have dogs (or pets). No offense against pets, I have kids and that's enough for me. Pets restrict my lifestyle too much, with limited benefit. I'm happy without the one dimensional interaction with a critter.

    And I have an alarm. I would never expect a woman to provide me with some prefunctory service as to be my wake up alarm. That's just demeaning.

    What I want:

    A loyal friend and lover.
    An equal.
    Someone who will follow my example and put their best friend and lover ahead of themselves and their own needs.



    You realize those are song lyrics, right?
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
    Wow that's some arrogant ****e right there.

    I've taught my children to pray, no one else. A man takes the spiritual lead in his house. Period.

    I don't have dogs (or pets). No offense against pets, I have kids and that's enough for me. Pets restrict my lifestyle too much, with limited benefit. I'm happy without the one dimensional interaction with a critter.

    And I have an alarm. I would never expect a woman to provide me with some prefunctory service as to be my wake up alarm. That's just demeaning.

    What I want:

    A loyal friend and lover.
    An equal.
    Someone who will follow my example and put their best friend and lover ahead of themselves and their own needs.



    You realize those are song lyrics, right?

    LOL no. What I said are song lyrics? What song, what singer?
    If its not Deadmau5 or Skrillex I probably haven't consciously heard the song.
    I'm just calling that s**t out....
  • joehempel
    joehempel Posts: 1,543 Member
    Wow that's some arrogant ****e right there.

    I've taught my children to pray, no one else. A man takes the spiritual lead in his house. Period.

    I don't have dogs (or pets). No offense against pets, I have kids and that's enough for me. Pets restrict my lifestyle too much, with limited benefit. I'm happy without the one dimensional interaction with a critter.

    And I have an alarm. I would never expect a woman to provide me with some prefunctory service as to be my wake up alarm. That's just demeaning.

    What I want:

    A loyal friend and lover.
    An equal.
    Someone who will follow my example and put their best friend and lover ahead of themselves and their own needs.



    You realize those are song lyrics, right?

    LOL no. What I said are song lyrics? What song, what singer?
    If its not Deadmau5 or Skrillex I probably haven't consciously heard the song.
    I'm just calling that s**t out....

    The OP's post...they are song lyrics LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpGnxKZcG8U

    Go to 1:34 if you want the part of the song the post comes from

    Sheesh people.
  • claire_xox
    claire_xox Posts: 282 Member
    I love how people are offended when they think it's one persons opinion, but when it's song lyrics that means it's not offensive !
    (Can't say I'm offended either way just found that funny)
  • joehempel
    joehempel Posts: 1,543 Member
    I love how people are offended when they think it's one persons opinion, but when it's song lyrics that means it's not offensive !
    (Can't say I'm offended either way just found that funny)

    Yep people seem to be quick to jump on other peoples case.
  • nukebhs83
    nukebhs83 Posts: 158
    what about what a woman wants from her man????? someone to take out the trash, someone to do the dishes, someone to dust????. (that would make us want you all the more :) )


    "seriously"---i want a man that can take care of the kids on sunday so i can watch my football games in peace. GO COWBOYS
    2-2, 12 more weeks including the bye week---YOU CAN DO IT.
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  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
    Wow that's some ancient s**t right there.

    Nice provacation. Fail.
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  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
    Wow that's some ancient s**t right there.

    Nice provacation. Fail.

    You'll do.

    Now go put another log on the fire.

    I should have known you would be into guys. Sorry I like women.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    I think everyone else missed the John Anderson "Black Sheep" reference. :wink:

    And we have a winner!!!!!!!

    I caught it but I'm late for the show. :)
  • Phoenix24601
    Phoenix24601 Posts: 620 Member
    This really isn't bad. Is this really all you want? Shouldn't be that hard to find.

    edit: I know the answer to the question is probably no. lol

    edit again: Oh, it's a song. *hangs head in shame*
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Wimmin, send me your applications.

    or your nekkid pictures.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    1. Wake me up early.

    2. Be good to my dogs.

    3. Teach my children to pray.

    1) there is no interruption of sleep in my house. I get up early with the kid and let him lay in a bit when whe don't both have to be out the door by 515.
    2) they're my dogs, he's good to them
    3) this was a big thing for me, no wedding and no kids until we could find a church that suited both of us.
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    I think everyone else missed the John Anderson "Black Sheep" reference. :wink:

    LMAO... That is EXACTLY what I was gonna write until I read that you did first! :)
  • netchik
    netchik Posts: 587 Member
    Wimmin, send me your applications.

    Be with you in a minute, jus' making you a sammich
  • vanessaclarkgbr
    vanessaclarkgbr Posts: 731 Member
    1. Wake me up early.

    2. Be good to my dogs.

    3. Teach my children to pray.

    1. Bring me a tea when you're up, if I'm not awake I can't wake you can I?

    2. Are they going to be nice to me?

    3. Teach them yourself as it's that important

    Are any women still living by these rules? What do they get out of the deal?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I can wake you up early because I go to work at 6:30. But if I went in later, you'd be on your own.

    I'm not the praying type.

    I do love dogs.
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
    And make a good sandwich!
  • patilee
    patilee Posts: 125
    Wow that's some ancient s**t right there.

    Nice provacation. Fail.

    You'll do.

    Now go put another log on the fire.

    Boil me up some bacon and some beans.....
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    I can do it all.........and fry it up in a pan, and never, never,ever let you forget you're a man!

    whooot whoot!
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
    hmmm I used to go to work @ 4 am take my break @ 7 am..go home deliver coffee in bed to my hubby, get 2 kids ready for school, make all the lunches and head back to work! Yes I let the dog out too!

    USED TO....what happened?

    We got laid off and started our own biz , no need for an early schedule anymore, I do still bring coffee though and obviously get the kids ready
  • micklepickle61
    micklepickle61 Posts: 73
    I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
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