Things I never thought I'd ever say before joining MFP

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  • Dawn_is_getting_healthy
    Dawn_is_getting_healthy Posts: 245
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    "are you kidding? i'm not eating that! look at the amount of calories!"

    "i'll have a salad with LOW FAT dressing and no cheese or croutons"

    "this soup has too much sodium"

    "i need to work out today"

    "i am pretty hot"

    ...and, "salad dressing on the side"
  • alyssamiller77
    alyssamiller77 Posts: 891 Member
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    "i am pretty hot"

    Mega props on this one, hopefully we all can (or soon will be able to) say this one when we look in a mirror!!
  • stephabef
    stephabef Posts: 936 Member
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    "My feet hurt from kicking so much *kitten*" ;)

    Might've stolen that one from Nike...

    Aside from that, "no, you can have that shot." I used to NEVER turn down shots... or drinks in general. Now, I have one or two drinks when I go out, and that's all I need!
  • ktfitzgerald
    ktfitzgerald Posts: 369 Member
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    "Only xxx calories and it has XX grams of protein! Double win!"
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    "It's pregnant lady pee, dude."
  • angisnee
    angisnee Posts: 236 Member
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    "Do you know how long I have to run to work off that (cookie, piece of cake, doughnut, etc)!?!?"
    "I prefer my coffee black."
    "Darn, it's raining; I can't go running this morning." Okay, I said that one before MFP, but it was sarcastic. :)
    "Thank you! Yes, I have lost about 50 pounds!"
  • alyssamiller77
    alyssamiller77 Posts: 891 Member
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    "It's pregnant lady pee, dude."

    ROTFLMAO!!! YES!!!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    "It's pregnant lady pee, dude."
    ROTFLMAO!!! YES!!!
    Great thread idea for a Friday afternoon, man. Thanks!
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    No, I would not like a piece of cake.
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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    No, I would not like a piece of cake.

    ugh, yes. yes yes, all the time.
  • vegansara
    vegansara Posts: 192 Member
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    Definitely "Let me check how many calories I have left for today."

    "No thanks, I brought my own lunch."

    "Can't wait to get to the gym tonight!"

    "Man, I'm really craving a salad." (was just saying this to a coworker!)

    "Yum, kale!"
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 938 Member
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    I LIKE running. I still shock myself when I say it. haha
  • sarah_ep
    sarah_ep Posts: 580 Member
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    Can I sub fries with a side salad?
  • dewgirl321
    dewgirl321 Posts: 296 Member
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    1. In response to my family's daily question about what's for dinner - "Well, I have xxx calories left for the day, so....."
    2. Holy cow!! Look how much sodium this has in it!
    3. How is that [name of food] prepared, please?

    ^^^ This!!!

    "I don't know, let me see if I have any calories left!" (In response to "are you hungry"?)
    "Can I have a salad instead of fries?"

    My boyfriend has a new saying too: "So what are you doing after the gym?" (instead of after work, since now it is obvious that I will be going to the gym after work)
  • megpapier
    megpapier Posts: 60 Member
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    "Have I eaten enough today?"
    "No thanks, but it looks really good!" (when someone offers a bite of their food.)
    "I'm such an early bird! I love getting up before the sun and working out!" (I used to be jobless and sleep until the afternoon and then do nothing all day and now I get up at 4:45 every morning to do some P90X baby!!!)
  • Scoobiesnax
    Scoobiesnax Posts: 148 Member
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    1) "Could I have some more spinach please ?"

    2) "So I got up at 4:30 this morning and went for a 10k run before work..."

    3) "I think I saw an ab muscle when I was in the shower this morning"
  • ansonrinesmith
    ansonrinesmith Posts: 755 Member
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    "I'm upset I didn't get to go run today!"
    "I can't wait to run tomorrow."
    "I think I can get down to 205"
  • yesthistime
    yesthistime Posts: 2,051 Member
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    "I better work out if i want to eat dinner."

    "Aww, man. Now I have to log that."
  • alyssamiller77
    alyssamiller77 Posts: 891 Member
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    Just had another one, "an hour isn't that long to drive to go work out".
  • kristinkt
    kristinkt Posts: 921 Member
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    If you're going to fry that ____ I won't be having any.

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