Things I never thought I'd ever say before joining MFP
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I thought of another one...
"Honey, what do you think? Should I tuck the shirt in, or leave it out?"0 -
At Sainsburys bakery counter: "Can i see the nutritional information on those donuts please?" :O
Looking at my net calories over 7 days: "I think i need to eat more..."
Looking at my reflection between badminton games: "I don't look fat! I look....well....normal!"
Looking in the mirror nekkid: " Omg...is that...the vaguest outline...of...my....ABS?!?!?!" :drinker:0 -
I need to log my calories.
I need to exercise.
No thanks that food is full of calories that I just don't need.0 -
Let me see how many calories I have left.
(I spend calories like they are money!!)
ME TOO, this forever0 -
"Be my friend because I believe you will help motivate me?!".....................................asking for/ receiving help was right out, before!0
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Yesterday I said to a waiter, "can I replace the grits with a fruit cup.0
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No thank you.0
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Man I feel like we could all keep adding to this thread forever. I had another one this morning. I was looking at some pictures of a couple of UFC Fighters someone posted (standing in shorts with no shirts and completely flexed out of course) and I thought to myself:
"Wow, I'm really not very far from looking like that!!"0 -
"I've hurt my knee and can't run, damn it..........so I'm going to go swim lengths instead". (9 weeks ago it would have been ......"so I'm going to sit on my fat *kitten* in front of the tv").
"Absolutely I would love to kayak 16km down the river today"
"Urgh, I am in such a bad mood. I need to go exercise. Mind the baby for a couple of hours!"
"Can I try this in a 14? The 16 is too big".0 -
"I would have rather had some grapes." Said after eating a piece of my, formally, favorite cake from a local cafe.
"I adjusted my macros."
"How much protein is in that? I really need to get more in today."
"I'm almost out of the 300's." Been in them for 21 years. NEVER thought I would say that one.
"I feel pretty." For the first time in a long time I really like what I'm seeing in the mirror.0 -
"are you kidding? i'm not eating that! look at the amount of calories!"
"i'll have a salad with LOW FAT dressing and no cheese or croutons"
"this soup has too much sodium"
"i need to work out today"
"i am pretty hot"
^ All of these! Except the cheese :P0 -
These are great, many I have also been saying lately.
My kids are most bummed by --- when we try to think of somewhere to eat out if they want to go out -- nope, can't eat there, nothing healthy on the menu.... nope, they are off my list too much fat, or calories, or they don't have nutrition information so that tells me something... etc. I have narrowed it down to one place I can eat in town. They have a build your own burrito that I build without the shell or wrap and just eat it in a bowl.
wow, have you seen the carbs in this thing
oh man, way to high in sodium (something I always watch for before MFP)
oh my gosh, did you see the amount of fat grams on that
(my son's recent experience) --- mom, dad took me to McDonalds and we brought home the nutrtional information on a happy meal -- mom, 880 calories and did you see how much fat, I can't eat there anymore, that's gross.
Well, (after I ate a biscuit from Cracker Barrell) that was a waste of 133 calories, you know what I could eat for that many calories... it wasn't worth it, it didn't taste that good.
When offered Halloween candy -- no I don't like it anymore, it's too sweet and there's no way I am going to waste my calories on it.
Went to eat with a friend, found nothing on the menu, had brought my meal replacement mix, she says so are you going to drink your breakfast again.... yes, yes I am, but I enjoy hanging out with you. (I think I make her feel guilty that I am trying to eat healthy and she wants to lose 10 lbs, starves herself all week and 'cheat's all weekend and can't figure out why her weight won't come off)0
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