What is the worse thing you ever did as a kid?

I've totally stolen this off Netmums!

Someone last night put something on netmums about naughty things she's done as a child but how much she regretted them now she is a adult.
It got me thinking about what the worst thing I did when I was a child. Then I wondered what other bad things people done when they were kids?

Things I did as a child.....

I buried the shed key in the garden and wouldn't tell mum where.


I fed my mums friend's dog a green felt tip pen and it threw up all over the carpet.


I covered next doors cat in talcum powder and when the bloke next door patted the cat it disappeared in a puff of powder.


I patted a different cat so hard (I was used to big strong dogs) that it's legs buckled, apparently it left home for 3 days and when it did come back it would never go near children again.


I threw mud pies over next doors freshly glossed windowsills.


I broke the leg off of mum and dads bed using it as a trampoline and then propped the corner back up with the leg. When dad sat on the corner to put his shoes on the leg collapsed again. Mum blamed dad for breaking the bed and said he was fat!

I threw a stick for the dog and he didn't catch it. It went through the glass window. I blamed the dog for not catching it.


I used to jump on my dads feet when he got home from work as he worn steel toed boots for work. However I also tried this is town one Saturday afternoon when he was wearing normal shoes and nearly broke his toes.


I collected over 50 ladybirds and let them all go in my nans house for a race. It took her 3 hours to collect them all up again.

Think that's it really!