EMBARRASING ways you tried to win the affection

I bought a guy chocolates for valentines day in middle school and put them in his locker. He ate some then then through them away forcefully in the garbage next to me.

No valentine for me lol

OMG...I love this!!! Sounds like something I would have done too:blushing:

of crushes in middle/high school.


Once when I was a Freshman my best friend and I called this guys # and got the answering machine(remember those?) and I sang the words to the Madonna song "erotica"

No effing kidding.

i never deleted it ! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hahaha LMAO!!

Okay mine is from college, though.

We had a yearly fundraiser that involved a date auction. When I was a freshman, I definitely bid on the guy I liked. And paid mostly in pennies. YIKES. I don't know if I ever really talked to him after that event.

Looking back, I am mortified for myself, hahaha.

Mine also from college.... Gave the guy a b-day card and decorated the envelope. Kinda looked like a kindergartener had colored the envelope. I sealed my fate as the "little sister" kind of girl with that one.

I had a huge crush on an 8th grader when I was in 6th grade. Anyhow I was at a dance and was talking to my Social Studies teacher (what a dork I was) and he asked why I wasn't dancing w/ anyone and who I wanted to dance with. So I told him and he went and asked the guy to dance with me. How embarassing! I did dance with him but never really talked to him again until after college when I saw him at a bar. He was being all flirty and gave me his number and said, "we should really get together sometime." As I walked away toward my friends I took the paper and tore it to pieces and dropped it to the floor Vince Vaughn from Swingers style. It felt so good!! I totally found out later that he was already married when he was giving me his number. Ick!

Woo hoo! Afternoon entertainment.

Knowing my middle school crush was big into video games, I lied told him my dad worked at a video game store and would totally hook him up with a free copy of the mortal kombat game (just to get this dude to talk to me). A couple days later I told him my dad sent it to him in the mail (even though I never got his address). This did get him to talk to me everyday to check on the status of his free game (sadly I was psyched b/c of this), but I had to lie e/ day and tell him to check the mail when he got home b/c my dad "def sent it."

SOOO LAME. SMH thinking about this.


Random bonus story: I was recently looking through my middle school year book and saw i had jotted down notes of *all* of the lame interaction I had with boys that year. i.e: James asked if you were going to the dance on ________ (was he trying to ask you??) , Bobby smiled at you on____ and asked how your day was. He walked you down the hallway.
**By "ALL of the lame interaction", I meant two stories. SMH**


*FACE PALM!*

In middle school, I overheard one cute guy in my math class telling his friend how nice my booty looked in those jeans. Those jeans were my favorite Guess jeans, white as snow, painted on fit. I think from that day on I wore those more times than I might have otherwise. :laugh:

of crushes in middle/high school.


Once when I was a Freshman my best friend and I called this guys # and got the answering machine(remember those?) and I sang the words to the Madonna song "erotica"

No effing kidding.

Wow....
Hilarious!

I was way to embarassed and chunky to try and win anyone's affection!

I did however help with the passing of the notes between classmates.

I dated a guy to try and make him jealous. I liked him, but didn't know how he felt. Turns out I spent more time with the guy I liked more than my "boyfriend". So it worked! No we're married! The embarassing part you ask? They guy I was "dating" only said yes because he was trying to decide if he was gay or not. He then proceeded to go and bump uglies with another man. So dating me made him decide that he likes dudes..... ouch.....

Oh my, I could have so many stories here....I was such an embarrassing kid! Lol.

I think perhaps one of the worst was going through my 'older man' stage as a 12 year old, when I suddenly thought my middle-aged, married music teacher was hot and thought it would be cute to give him a handmade card I'd made with musical instruments all over it......oh, and not only that, but a present as well....oh my word....kill me now! lol.

I just told him. It wasn't as mortifying as you'd think. After three days of everyone repeatedly asking, "OOOOoooh, do you like Nathan?!", they quickly got bored. I think it's because I wasn't embarrassed that they lost interest.

If done for love, the ridiculous becomes noble.

too embarrassing to even mention online anonymously. :blushing:

at least you guys tried! i was trying to think of something to write, but i realized i've never actually put myself out there enough to try and win someone's affection. these were super funny to read though!