"perfect diet food"
I was at Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inte...nsive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................
HAHA thought someone might enjoy this!!!
HAHA thought someone might enjoy this!!!
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ROFLMAO!0
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That. Is. HILARIOUS!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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HAHAHAHA you're crazy!! I hope they knew you were kidding. LOL0
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HAHAHAHA you're crazy!! I hope they knew you were kidding. LOL
I didn't actually do it, just a story I found...but it is an idea for next time someone asks me a dumb question!!0 -
Funny!!!!0
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Aww...she was probably just wanting to talk about dogs with another dog person.0
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Love this story!!0
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That is so epically awesome... I LOVE when people ask obvious questions but THAT has got to be the BEST "here's your sign" response EVER!! Thank you for adding another laugh to my Friday afternoon!0
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lol thats awesome!0
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Aww...she was probably just wanting to talk about dogs with another dog person.
Then ask what kind of Dog, not if she had a dog.0 -
LOL I wish I had the balls to say stuff like this to people :laugh:0
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that's so insanely funny and sounds like something one of my roomies would do.0
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Thanks for making me laugh!0
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lol, great story!0
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Then ask what kind of Dog, not if she had a dog.
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Nobody's perfect, are they?0 -
good one!0
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That was a funny story!0
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This was hilarious. How did you keep a straight face?
This reminds me of the time we were loading up the moving truck in front of my mother-in-law's house and the neighbor down the street came over and said "Hm, moving?".0 -
sounds like a variation of the baby food diet lol0
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That is some funny stuff!0
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Can anyone say "Here's your sign"?0
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Thing is Walmart has more then their fair share of less than brilliant customers and she just might try it! Would definitely set a new diet trend! ;~)0
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omg..this is hilarious0
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so many people have been posting that on facebook this morning lol it is hilarious0
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OMG hahahah this has made my day! Funniest thing I've seen/heard in ages!!!!!
Thank you for making me giggle so much! (: x0 -
hahahahaha, awesome!0
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that is AWESOME :laugh: :laugh:0
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This is hilarious!!! I have no idea how you kept a straight face!0
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Too funny.0
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Lol thats a great story!0
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