101 things to do with a................................

Roxy34
Roxy34 Posts: 146
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
PHONE BOOK! Once we hit 101, feel free to start another "101 things to do with a (fill in blank). :tongue:

GO!

#1. Use it as a booster seat!
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  • Roxy34
    Roxy34 Posts: 146
    PHONE BOOK! Once we hit 101, feel free to start another "101 things to do with a (fill in blank). :tongue:

    GO!

    #1. Use it as a booster seat!
  • Girlmom282109
    Girlmom282109 Posts: 2,643 Member
    make my wii fit board higher so it make for more of a workout when doing the step aerobics!:laugh:
  • little_wolfie
    little_wolfie Posts: 91
    have a bonfire.

    No really, I delivered phone books once a long time ago and I ended up with like, 30 left over books and by that time the company had moved on and I couldn't get rid of them. So we took them to the mountains and burned em bwahahaha.
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    smack a pig on the *kitten* with it
  • molsongirl
    molsongirl Posts: 1,373 Member
    smack a pig on the *kitten* with it

    OMG.....suuuuuuueyyyyyyyy! that was some funny sh** Dave
  • MOMOFTWO29
    MOMOFTWO29 Posts: 8,276 Member
    prop your feet up with it.
  • Girlmom282109
    Girlmom282109 Posts: 2,643 Member
    smack a pig on the *kitten* with it

    Oh Em Gee!!!! you are so bad!
  • Zara11
    Zara11 Posts: 1,247 Member
    Get drunk and prank call.

    (I do not actually condone this, having been the recipient.)
  • Roxy34
    Roxy34 Posts: 146
    #7 rip it in half with your bare hands, like a ninja! Srsly, my son ripped our white pages in half with his bare hands tonight, :laugh: He learned how to do it on Mythbusters. He's not a ninja. :tongue:
  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    Use the pages as toilet paper for those lovely wooded hikes with no facilities. Just watch that the ink doesn't smudge on your rear.
  • stef_e_b
    stef_e_b Posts: 593
    prop open lobby doors
  • beyondchowhound
    beyondchowhound Posts: 2,102 Member
    Look up someone's phone number because you have to call them. (sorry)
  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    Beat your husband when he steals the last cookie.
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #12 Phone book Fold all corners in at a deep 45 degree angle, spread in a full circle and spray paint it green, decorate with pomm pomms, call it a tacky Christmas tree!
  • Roxy34
    Roxy34 Posts: 146
    #13 Use the pages as coffee filters.
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #14 use instead of the missing leg on your broken couch.
  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    #15 squish a bug
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #16 use instead of a dictionary reading stupid adds! Vocabulary builder:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Roxy34
    Roxy34 Posts: 146
    #17 Use it as a ramp to skateboard off of.
  • adopt4
    adopt4 Posts: 970 Member
    #17 - read the names and make fun of people who's names are funny (Rocky Stone, what were his parents THINKING???)
  • Roxy34
    Roxy34 Posts: 146
    #19 Order pizza from every pizza joint in there!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #20 call random people and convince them you went to high school with them! Ask if they remember you:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    #21 Find a lawyer so you can sue the pizza companies for making you fat.
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    #22 6,568 paper airplanes!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #23 Coloring book for kids who don't know the difference
  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    #24 wallpaper
  • kerrilucko
    kerrilucko Posts: 3,852 Member
    25. I tear out the pages and use them to pack breakables
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #26 stuffing for your cardboard box when you are homeless from not doing your job and being on this website all day
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    27. Cheap wrapping paper :wink:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    I tear out the pages and use them to pack breakables

    Great idea!!
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