How Long Do Your Urinations Last?

Classalete
Classalete Posts: 464 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
On average?

I'm just curious to see if there is anyone out there who has bladder that similar in size to mine, lol. I have long held the nick-name 'Camel' in my group of friends because...well...I piss like a damn camel.

When I go it usually lasts anywhere from 1-3 minutes.

How about you? ;D
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  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    I thought for a second that I mis-read your topic. Your kidding right? That's just to bizarre to even respond!
  • JennyZD
    JennyZD Posts: 176 Member
    mine can last up to anywhere around 45 minutes.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    Ahem... I "tinkle".............. LMFAO!
  • clintondene
    clintondene Posts: 43 Member
    mine is usually around 1 minute. I feel like im always going to the bathroom.
  • Classalete
    Classalete Posts: 464 Member
    I thought for a second that I mis-read your topic. Your kidding right? That's just to bizarre to even respond!

    Oh c'mon! Jerry Sandusky fondles little boys in a shower room and we hear about that 12 hours a day, but I talk about pee and poop and I crossed the line. ;D
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    um.... if i :drinker: alot sometimes it lasts about 1 minute :smokin: if i eat alot and have to do #2 :explode: it may take anywhere from 30 mins :grumble: to 1 hour. :sick:
  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 729 Member
    Strictly peeing- I can go anywhere from 1-3 min. I am known as the camel too, mostly because I have friends that pee every 5 mins, and I go maybe 3 times a day. :D
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I always thought my 30-45 seconds was impressive, but you have officially put me to shame, OP. I'm very competitive, so I will have to work on that.
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    I thought for a second that I mis-read your topic. Your kidding right? That's just to bizarre to even respond!

    Oh c'mon! Jerry Sandusky fondles little boys in a shower room and we hear about that 12 hours a day, but I talk about pee and poop and I crossed the line. ;D

    I can simply change the channel.......which I am doing right now! Ba-bye
  • Unwrapping_Candy
    Unwrapping_Candy Posts: 487 Member
    I am going to start watching my watch when I pee. I'll report back to you later. :tongue:
  • TCWE
    TCWE Posts: 51 Member
    The worst is when its a long one and your squatting. LOL
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    The worst is when its a long one and your squatting. LOL

    and then it splatters all over the seat! PEE EVERYWHERE!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I'm happy to report I have never timed peeing. I can hold it forever though, definitely the person to travel with. Haha And this is after having kids.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    On average?

    I'm just curious to see if there is anyone out there who has bladder that similar in size to mine, lol. I have long held the nick-name 'Camel' in my group of friends because...well...I piss like a damn camel.

    When I go it usually lasts anywhere from 1-3 minutes.

    How about you? ;D
    haaa I last longer than 1-3 minutes but not by much........ wait Im thinking of something else Nevermind.
  • Yakisoba
    Yakisoba Posts: 719 Member
    Maybe... 30 seconds?
  • Unwrapping_Candy
    Unwrapping_Candy Posts: 487 Member
    Well that pee session lasted for 19.8 seconds. Cheers!
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    [/quote] haaa I last longer than 1-3 minutes but not by much........ wait Im thinking of something else Nevermind.
    [/quote]

    :indifferent:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    mine can last up to anywhere around 45 minutes.
    you must get hungry or thirsty in there. You should drink a protein shake while in there. You don't want to go into starvation mode!
  • Classalete
    Classalete Posts: 464 Member
    I thought for a second that I mis-read your topic. Your kidding right? That's just to bizarre to even respond!

    Oh c'mon! Jerry Sandusky fondles little boys in a shower room and we hear about that 12 hours a day, but I talk about pee and poop and I crossed the line. ;D

    I can simply change the channel.......which I am doing right now! Ba-bye

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  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    Well that pee session lasted for 19.8 seconds. Cheers!

    that was quick! i have to go release some beer.... ill brb and let you know.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    The one time I was at a bar with friends, who kept plying me with liquor, and I had to go to the little girl's room. I wiped the seat, and sat down - because I'm not a hovercraft - and started peeing. And peeing. And peeing. I was peeing so much I couldn't even feel that I was still peeing, but I was peeing. A different song started playing. I lost all sense of time. And I was STILL peeing. I couldn't believe it. Other women were beginning to pound on the door. My friend was asking if I was ok... But I was STILL peeing!!!

    Then I realized the toilet water was running. I only sounded like I was peeing. :blushing:
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    I don't measure duration, I measure voIume
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    My middle of the night or first thing in the morning pees can be very very long. I'll see about putting a stopwatch in the bathroom and timing it. Jeez, more and more of my bodily functions are requiring monitoring and measuring equipment.
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    On average?

    I'm just curious to see if there is anyone out there who has bladder that similar in size to mine, lol. I have long held the nick-name 'Camel' in my group of friends because...well...I piss like a damn camel.

    When I go it usually lasts anywhere from 1-3 minutes.

    How about you? ;D


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  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I don't measure duration, I measure voIume

    Really?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I can hold it forever though, definitely the person to travel with. Haha And this is after having kids.
    Ditto here.
    TGFK (Thank God For Kegels)
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I have been known to be pissy for an entire day.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I have been known to be pissy for an entire day.

    For the win! :laugh:
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Holding it in is a formula for kidey stones.
    Pee often.
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