How Long Do Your Urinations Last?

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  • beyg
    beyg Posts: 212 Member
    I don't know volume or time but is about 10 miles driving
  • SueGremlin
    SueGremlin Posts: 1,066 Member
    I can't say I have ever timed myself, but I wanted to respond because I want this thread title to show up in my news feed.
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
    mine can last up to anywhere around 45 minutes.
    you must get hungry or thirsty in there. You should drink a protein shake while in there. You don't want to go into starvation mode!



    :laugh:
  • dreamshadows
    dreamshadows Posts: 734 Member
    Up to 2 minutes, but who's counting. Ijust read this for the humor!
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    Mine last 1-3 minutes, depending on how much have a drank. In the morning is usually 2-3 minutes, LOL.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Evacuation.........................complete!
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    Ok So 13.3 seconds. I just went 15 minutes ago though. I think I am going to start doing Kegals see if it helps.
  • eddie8131
    eddie8131 Posts: 600 Member
    Definitely 2 minutes or more my kidneys are strong. I think sitting down makes it go longer never tested it though. lol
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    The one time I was at a bar with friends, who kept plying me with liquor, and I had to go to the little girl's room. I wiped the seat, and sat down - because I'm not a hovercraft - and started peeing. And peeing. And peeing. I was peeing so much I couldn't even feel that I was still peeing, but I was peeing. A different song started playing. I lost all sense of time. And I was STILL peeing. I couldn't believe it. Other women were beginning to pound on the door. My friend was asking if I was ok... But I was STILL peeing!!!

    Then I realized the toilet water was running. I only sounded like I was peeing. :blushing:


    LMAO! This one is classic :)
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    mine can last up to anywhere around 45 minutes.

    Winning!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    I'm very fast. I'm kind of proud of that, but I don't know why.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    I have been known to be pissy for an entire day.

    For the win! :laugh:

    I don't know...urinating is one thing but being pissy is entirely different....a single day of "pissiness" is just a warm up for me! :wink: :tongue:
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    I don't know volume or time but is about 10 miles driving
    you crack me up:laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I have been known to be pissy for an entire day.

    That made me snort laugh! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • treesha450
    treesha450 Posts: 321 Member
    never timed it, sometimes longer than others. I will make a point to time it next time, because I'm curious now..
  • directorj
    directorj Posts: 537 Member
    I remember I went to a bar once and it literally took 45mins for the mens restroom. YES i know WTF. What happened was the womens restroom was closed for the night and had to share with the mens. Drunk as we were, us guys had to hold it in and there was no in & outs. We all just wanted to take the empty bottles and unload lol

    Back on topic...let's just say that was the longest and refreshing piss I had :bigsmile:
  • Momkat65
    Momkat65 Posts: 317 Member
    is Pissology a word? I think we are studying Pissology here...
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    is Pissology a word? I think we are studying Pissology here...

    And we're all pissologists... Only a few are certified.
  • Momkat65
    Momkat65 Posts: 317 Member
    Whizzardry? Tinkleometry, Pottytimelineage, Urineistory,

    technical term=uroflowmetry

    I kid you not
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    is Pissology a word? I think we are studying Pissology here...

    And we're all pissologists... Only a few are certified.

    What the...:huh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • lizgreenhill
    lizgreenhill Posts: 185
    Well if i am drinking beer/liquor it will last about 1-2 minutes, but on average 30-seconds
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
    I am also referred to as a camel...because I go maybe 2-3x a day and that is it and I avoid going in a public bathroom if I can..yuck! lol
  • Luvlee85
    Luvlee85 Posts: 120 Member
    On average?

    I'm just curious to see if there is anyone out there who has bladder that similar in size to mine, lol. I have long held the nick-name 'Camel' in my group of friends because...well...I piss like a damn camel.

    When I go it usually lasts anywhere from 1-3 minutes.

    How about you? ;D

    1-3 Minutes with a constant flow. Goodness who has the time for that???
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    :huh:
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    why does this topic even exist? if anything, it should be about poop.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    1 minute 22 seconds
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    Maybe you can start tracking your pee and poo?
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Does peeing for 1-3 minutes burn any calories?
  • eddie8131
    eddie8131 Posts: 600 Member
    why does this topic even exist? if anything, it should be about poop.

    I dare you to start a topic, I would respond LOLOL
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Does peeing for 1-3 minutes burn any calories?
    Darn you for stealing my question! I think someone who pees that long should wear a HRM and report back.
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